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Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Just because there is a window
in an envelope, does not mean
it is bad news.

If it was accompanied with lace
curtains or shutters, then one
might become suspicious.

My friend lives on a Lighthouse,
in Finisterre, the first female
keeper in France.

Madame Lumiere, she is known
as locally and to the ships in the
night.

Her abode is like a snow dome,
full visibility, twenty four seven.
So, all her letters have portholes.

Next time you ponder mail, with
a glazed look, reflect before you
open it and think about Samantha.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
Life after Messi's
Net Flicks will be
like eating unstrained
spaghetti without sauce.
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2020
I think that instead of
face masks people would
be far less prone to catching
Covid if they were to wear
ear muffs because the other
two Monkeys tested positive.
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Ryan O'Leary Jan 21
$
.            M $ M

   Main Street Media
               is
corporate controlled
              for
minds of the opiated.
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2022
How Capitalism Works            

            Bottom  

                  ))

                  $


       People who have
     received a dollar for
their bottoms give it away
again for something else.
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Ryan O'Leary Jan 29
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Sign   <o>


A note to Israel

on the gates of Hell.


Jews not welcome, those

what were we did expel,


Because God said that ye

are the frozen people.


There's a purge in Purgatory

foreskins needed to get into Limbo.


Step back from the gate and don’t annoy

Put on your skull caps, and go back to Sinai.
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Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
*
I have written a poem
with a drone a candle
    a wick and a Gat
Ryan O'Leary May 2020
After
          noon
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2022
Shadows hide not

from the sun, but

they fear clouds.
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Ryan O'Leary Jun 2018
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Spider goes on line,
   fly@centre.web.
\ /
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2020
\ /
America not being able  
to beat rice farmers of
Vietnam does not bode
well for a war on its own
ground against article 2
of their constitution pitting
the army against its people,
with guns, not Chopsticks.
\ /
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2020
\ /
China tell Pompeo
  fork off now he
    learn chopstic
    and mandarin
           ha ha
          <> " <>
              ∆
             ≈≈
\ /
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2019
\ /
Japan versus Ireland
Rice versus Potatoes.
\ /
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2020
\ /
Tell Uncle Ben that the
orangey lemony colour
in his rice is not saffron
but The Yellow Peril as
has been prophesied &
oh, President Xi sent a
pair of chopsticks with
a metaphorical message.
\ /
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2020
\ /
Because of the impending
food shortages after Wall
St. writing turns to graffiti
with malicious content.

I have begun to scale back
my consumption just to
be prepared for such an
eventually and I discovered
that by chewing more, one
eats less, but not only that!

No more forking, as it has
been my observation for
some time now, that all the
cultures using chopsticks
suffer less from obesity
than the rest of the world.

Today it took me a half an
hour to finish my porridge,
the boiled egg even longer.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
syllable hostage
     turns up on missing poster
            with dyslexia
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Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
\/
i j

The reason i and j are side
by side in the alphabet, is so
that Braille people can learn
how to do a Harvey Smith.
\/
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
\/
Hold On A Second.

If, the hands were wings
and there was no glass
    on the clock face-
       time could fly.
\/
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2022
\/
I thought they were
chopsticks until I
became  \/egan.
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Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
\/
My mask was made
in Wuhan the capital
of Chinese Covid 19
which has a chopsticks
symbol in the shape of
a Harvey Smith under
the nostrils which could
be a clothes peg metaphor
but then again it might be
something totally different
with good intentions like
a wishbone for example.
Ryan O'Leary May 2020
Washed gloves
                         hang
wooden pegs
                       clinch
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2021
Imagine climbing to the top of their perch
and inverting \/\/cDonalds wishbones as
a victory symbol for chick-hens worldwide.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
Let the wall be a symbol
of all the nations who
constructed them, let it
encompass all the reasons
for why they endured, let
it reflect the yin yang of
those it separates, let it be
a mountain range, let it be
a canyon, let it be a river,
let it be an obstacle of man
made art, let it be the spine
of two notions, let it be the
ring binder of two pages,
let it be a notice board, let
it be two voices, let it be a
last will and testament, let
it be were echoes meet, let
it be a pew for the gold'n
bald eagle, let it be where
they meet, to prey, together.
Golden Eagle is national bird
of Mexico and the Bald, USA.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
Sunrise
Visible
to the
World.
Ryan O'Leary May 2023
The Enola Gay

Hiroshima Emoji

In Haiku Format
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2020
I'll make a web
              that's big and
strong with my
    nocturnal weaving.

I'll catch a bat
               just like a cat,
a mouse by it
                     deceiving.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
Lace curtains and
                 fish net visors are
the first signs of
        mad women darkened
windows and
                        black widows.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
When the principle remains
the same, but the interest is
in dec/ine, that is disbelief!
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2019
We are innocent when
we dream, which is
why, sleeping Mogg's,
was permitted to  L
                                    I
                                         E.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
We had no intention of
asking Megan Rapinoe
to sign our *****, but I
was going to ask her for
a milk shake, off camera.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
Breast for Britain
is not slogan that
the #metoo people
would endorse with
Boris Johnson as PM.

It is more a Socialist
Shibboleth, but with
the current accusations
of anti semitism, it is
not chosenite friendly.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
This lady bird has evolved
to camouflage herself from
Laurent Adrian's Massey Ferguson
currently spraying poison in the valley.

The black dots read "**** Monsanto"
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
If she was
a vegan &
you were
her baby
she would
breast feed
you anyway,
or there'd be
no Lait day.

       <>

Vegan philosophy
states that they do
not consume from
the product of any
living creature.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
BUCKET
    L / S T

On the **** ?

      No !

On a Tilt ?

      No !

On a lean ?

     No !

On a ***** ?

    No !

On a slant ?

   No !

On a pitch ?

  No !

On a keel ?

  No !

On an angle ?

  No !

On a tip ?

  No !

On an incline ?

  No !

On a file ?

No !

KFC wings ?

Yes !

With sauce ?

Please.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 29
.              ZION

                   of

                  the

                   †


In the name of the fodder

           and of the gun

   and of the goalie coast


               YEMEN
Ryan O'Leary Jan 15

          Just Did It


When I press the send

   button, I listen for the

    launch sound of my

   metaphorical missile

   and imagine a flame

     of propulsion as it

   leaves my MacBook

       for the open Air

    heading eastwards.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
She knew I was
not a carnivore,
yet, she asked
me put meat in
her sandwich !


Because she is
ⓥegan friendly.
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Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
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Elton John gives
Brunei a brown eye
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Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
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An eye is a palindrome
to help dyslexics read
s'u >|iaH backwards !
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Ryan O'Leary Jul 2022
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   What a strange title.

   Is he going to tell us

   a story about eggs?


    Well, no, actually, it

  is about testicles, Vlad

has Nato caught by them.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2023
.        Neighbourhood
                  Witch

    'I can't sleep at night

     because I think of all

    the Arab babies being

conceived every moment’


Golda Meir.


PS.

   BENJAMIN NETANYAHU

HAS DISCOVERED A CURE

FOR NOCTURNAL ANXIETY

     INDUCED INSOMNIA
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
If ought be the problem

then nought be the solution.

Zero is the pendulum position
                                           |
of an unwound clock, n | w.
                                           0  
                                  
I am, therefore I'm nought.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2020
Today is a palindrome
with a visual echo and
hindsight perception.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2020
Seems logical alright, from
an aspect of serendipitous
symbiosis that one could
expect to discover a Bidet
in the 0val 0rifice & anyone
laughing at Joe's  suggesting
that it would be  his first task
as *** - US to have one, perhaps
two (as he's not neglecting to cater
for Kamala Harris and FLOATUS)
should reconsider their ridicule,
he will be the first candidate in
the history of USA Presidents
to even contemplate such a move.

                      ((
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Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
10
According to the song,
Downing Street door
must have been red at
one stage, like the post
boxes, so, who painted
it black, is the question?
10
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
10
Mother Care
goes up to 10
Downing St.
But does not
condem Tesco
or M&S, both
Jewish owned,
for paying 35p
an hour to sweat
shirt makers in
the **** world!
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
Trump has uttered Ten
Thousand Lies in 2 years!

But, but, all spoken from
the Oval Orifice of his House

So, go on, deduce, yes, of
course it means White Lies.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
What constitutes a poem
you may well ask?

Indeed, and I totally agree
with you.

Since the year 2000, when
I stopped drinking alcohol,

I have challenged myself to
write 1,ooo poems a year.

According to my current
HP count, I am at 902.

So, 2018, I am going to write
1,001, because this is not a poem.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
All my dogs have been
vegetarian, my first wife-
and of course moi-meme.

I would not eat from a
Vegivore restaurant, no
cross pollination for me.

As for sharing a table, a
fridge or even a bed with
a carnivore & risk *******?
Vegivore is a new Noun.
Please pass on. © Ryan O'Leary.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2021
10 Drowning Street

Where they once considered the
gigantic venture, stilts from Kintyre
to Causeway, a bridge over fuddled
waters their giant leap for humanity.

Meanwhile, the Chanel Funnel
siphons refugees into a black
hole approved by the democratic
tide of British consensus via Brexit.
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