Mr. Jack Daw of the
Royston Crow Bar
called for a round of
drinks on the house.                

A Raven head served
Rooks with Mag Pies
and Nut Crackers.

What a Carrion, but
the Jay walkers were
Chough’ed with it.

Only listeners
catch the <irus.

Sail through
air as crow

Quilled oars

paddle wind

bow beaked.

Claw leg heels
nail anchor keels.

Hollow ***** shafted
fringed weathervanes.

Plumed rudder, red
admiral of route.

Port - starboard
optical peepers
vertigo stabilisers.

Altitude latitude.

Black blinks.

Ink hued horizon.

Pawn perches
leafy land mast.

White's aurora !

The crows beak was long
enough to peck the silver
top of the milk bottles when
we were young in Ireland.

To a depth of the cream,
then, they'd turn their heads
side ways, look down to see
why the taste had changed.

About that time of morning,
first bakes of the day would
be out on the window sills,
'till cool enough to be cut.

Before being caught, they
would have all the raisins
plucked from the crusts, as
we went to fetch the milk!

((((((((((

     No matter what expression
    of despair one voices at the
        oracle of reverberation,
      deja-vu, is in echo heard,

Just because there is a window
in an envelope, does not mean
it is bad news.

If it was accompanied with lace
curtains or shutters, then one
might become suspicious.

My friend lives on a Lighthouse,
in Finisterre, the first female
keeper in France.

Madame Lumiere, she is known
as locally and to the ships in the
night.

Her abode is like a snow dome,
full visibility, twenty four seven.
So, all her letters have portholes.

Next time you ponder mail, with
a glazed look, reflect before you
open it and think about Samantha.

Life after Messi's
Net Flicks will be
like eating unstrained
spaghetti without sauce.

I think that instead of
face masks people would
be far less prone to catching
Covid if they were to wear
ear muffs because the other
two Monkeys tested positive.

.            M $ M

   Main Street Media
               is
corporate controlled
              for
minds of the opiated.

How Capitalism Works            

            Bottom  

                  ))

                  $


       People who have
     received a dollar for
their bottoms give it away
again for something else.

I have written a poem
with a drone a candle
    a wick and a Gat

Sign   <o>


A note to Israel

on the gates of Hell.


Jews not welcome, those

what were we did expel,


Because God said that ye

are the frozen people.


There's a purge in Purgatory

foreskins needed to get into Limbo.


Step back from the gate and don’t annoy

Put on your skull caps, and go back to Sinai.

After
          noon

The shadows of darkness
grew longer, as the stars
rays shortened, then all of
a sudden, they vanished.

                                       )  
                          |








Poem for Palestine

Shadows hide not

from the sun, but

they fear clouds.

Spider goes on line,
   fly@centre.web.

Because of the impending
food shortages after Wall
St. writing turns to graffiti
with malicious content.

I have begun to scale back
my consumption just to
be prepared for such an
eventually and I discovered
that by chewing more, one
eats less, but not only that!

No more forking, as it has
been my observation for
some time now, that all the
cultures using chopsticks
suffer less from obesity
than the rest of the world.

Today it took me a half an
hour to finish my porridge,
the boiled egg even longer.

Tell Uncle Ben that the
orangey lemony colour
in his rice is not saffron
but The Yellow Peril as
has been prophesied &
oh, President Xi sent a
pair of chopsticks with
a metaphorical message.

America not being able  
to beat rice farmers of
Vietnam does not bode
well for a war on its own
ground against article 2
of their constitution pitting
the army against its people,
with guns, not Chopsticks.

Japan versus Ireland
Rice versus Potatoes.

China tell Pompeo
  fork off now he
    learn chopstic
    and mandarin
           ha ha
          <> " <>
              ∆
             ≈≈

syllable hostage
     turns up on missing poster
            with dyslexia

I thought they were
chopsticks until I
became  \/egan.

i j

The reason i and j are side
by side in the alphabet, is so
that Braille people can learn
how to do a Harvey Smith.

My mask was made
in Wuhan the capital
of Chinese Covid 19
which has a chopsticks
symbol in the shape of
a Harvey Smith under
the nostrils which could
be a clothes peg metaphor
but then again it might be
something totally different
with good intentions like
a wishbone for example.

Hold On A Second.

If, the hands were wings
and there was no glass
    on the clock face-
       time could fly.

Washed gloves
                         hang
wooden pegs
                       clinch

Imagine climbing to the top of their perch
and inverting \/\/cDonalds wishbones as
a victory symbol for chick-hens worldwide.

Let the wall be a symbol
of all the nations who
constructed them, let it
encompass all the reasons
for why they endured, let
it reflect the yin yang of
those it separates, let it be
a mountain range, let it be
a canyon, let it be a river,
let it be an obstacle of man
made art, let it be the spine
of two notions, let it be the
ring binder of two pages,
let it be a notice board, let
it be two voices, let it be a
last will and testament, let
it be were echoes meet, let
it be a pew for the gold'n
bald eagle, let it be where
they meet, to prey, together.

Total annihilation is the
ultimate democracy, it
will be the Holocaust of
Hell, even Satan is going
to get singed, no amount
if Red Adair’s are going
to quench the infernos,
not even all of the water,
from the river to the sea.

But God will survive and
hopefully next time people
will be all the same colour,
all the same religion and
all the same gender, but
above all everyone is Irish!

Sunrise
Visible
to the
World.

The Enola Gay

Hiroshima Emoji

In Haiku Format

Iran's strike on
Israel is known
as The Karmada

I'll make a web
              that's big and
strong with my
    nocturnal weaving.

I'll catch a bat
               just like a cat,
a mouse by it
                     deceiving.

Lace curtains and
                 fish net visors are
the first signs of
        mad women darkened
windows and
                        black widows.

When the principle remains
the same, but the interest is
in dec/ine, that is disbelief!

We are innocent when
we dream, which is
why, sleeping Mogg's,
was permitted to  L
                                    I
                                         E.

We had no intention of
asking Megan Rapinoe
to sign our *****, but I
was going to ask her for
a milk shake, off camera.

Breast for Britain
is not slogan that
the #metoo people
would endorse with
Boris Johnson as PM.

It is more a Socialist
Shibboleth, but with
the current accusations
of anti semitism, it is
not chosenite friendly.

This lady bird has evolved
to camouflage herself from
Laurent Adrian's Massey Ferguson
currently spraying poison in the valley.

The black dots read "**** Monsanto"

If she was
a vegan &
you were
her baby
she would
breast feed
you anyway,
or there'd be
no Lait day.

       <>

Vegan philosophy
states that they do
not consume from
the product of any
living creature.

BUCKET
    L / S T

On the **** ?

      No !

On a Tilt ?

      No !

On a lean ?

     No !

On a ***** ?

    No !

On a slant ?

   No !

On a pitch ?

  No !

On a keel ?

  No !

On an angle ?

  No !

On a tip ?

  No !

On an incline ?

  No !

On a file ?

No !

KFC wings ?

Yes !

With sauce ?

Please.

.              ZION

                   of

                  the

                   †


In the name of the fodder

           and of the gun

   and of the goalie coast


               YEMEN

√
          Just Did It


When I press the send

   button, I listen for the

    launch sound of my

   metaphorical missile

   and imagine a flame

     of propulsion as it

   leaves my MacBook

       for the open Air

    heading eastwards.

She knew I was
not a carnivore,
yet, she asked
me put meat in
her sandwich !


Because she is
ⓥegan friendly.

!@#$%^&*()_+

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.  Whether it is Mt Everest
   Paramount Studios, Fuji
   or Killamanjaro everyone
   looks for the tallest peak.

   Blaise Pascal looked at
   the triangle in its entirety
   as did indeed Khayyam
   the Persian philosopher.

   It is a trinity a three sided
   construction with one apex
   depending on how we have
   decided to turn the page.

   Mont Blanc is more easily
   identified because there is
   always snow at the top, but
   it is not an iceoseles triangle.

.          Brics and Drones
          Brexit your Bones
          But NATO cannot
                      Fixit

            Vladimir no one
             Comes near or
            Tries to take the
                    biscuit.

                     +  =  -

                 Like I Said

                    @ 0 %

Elton John gives
Brunei a brown eye

An eye is a palindrome
to help dyslexics read
s'u >|iaH backwards !