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Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
Tonto baked Arrowroot
gluten free bread on the
praire for Kemo Sabe.

The Lone Ranger always
maintained that he put
Silver's droppings in it.

When he retired and studied
Chocktaw, he discovered that
Kemo Sabe meant kiss my ***.
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
If Notre Dame was an act of
God, then it should not be
restored, that is French secular.

If it was arson by the Government,
then, they will re build it, because
that is French non secular.

So, let us deduce that 1789 was a
dismal failure, just as 2019 has and
will be for the Yellow Vests.

Game set and match to Macron,
when leaders need assistance, an
iconic structure needs to be destroyed.

Buildings are not innocent, contrary
to popular thinking, trees are cut down
when people use them for suicide.

Notre Dame is state owned, not the
Catholic Church, France is an evil
country, Notre Dame was its flagship.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2021
51st state of the
American flag.
Art
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2024
Art
Art Has No Comparison

I always wanted to be an
Artist but the professor
Told me I had no eye for
Colour. Detail, dimension
Or perspective, ‘thé arts
In any form are not for you’.

So I took his advice and
Used my Penicillus for a
Totally Different purpose.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2021
Munch used oils to explain
anxiety, words evaded him.

I am a poet, not an artist, but
low esteem rhymes with scream!
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2022
I put some chilli powder

And olive oil on the soup

Stirred it and suddenly a

Fleur de Lis appeared.

I’m an artist I exclaimed

To no-one there, but it

Meant I could stay poor

Wear cast offs from the

Charity shop keep on the

Dole, become unkempt,

Walk everywhere write

Poems that nobody not

Even myself understood,

Mix with the lower classes

Contrive eccentricity roll

My own but let no one see

me buying tickets for Lotto.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
They say it should be
revoked, give back
Hawaii and it will be
49, one less star on
the flag, they all die
eventually and as we
can see, the twinkle
is loosing its gloss,
no loss, was great,
but fading fast, milky
way being replaced
with soya, no cows
on the moon, too bad,
no American flag either.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
I would have forgone the sun
and the lavender for the
inclement waters of Mallow.

I would have been happy on
the opposite side of the street
just to catch the occasional
glimpse as she passed by
the window -

as an intermittent wiper dashes
at the first sign of fresh raindrops
then quickly rushes back in
preparation for the next sweep,

is how it was, fleeting, yet I had
every intention of pursuing what
my passionate nature desired.

But on this visit, she had gone!

Other than now, it has been
      a secret unshared!
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2020
I'm ashamed to be a white
chauvinist sham christian
after all we have done in
the name of God to black
people throughout history.
I hereby renounce religion.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2024
Apology For Ire-land

Economic migrants asylum seekers refugee
There are far better places you could be
The weather here is *****
Our cuisine’s not worth the bite
And it’s xenophobic bigot racists you will see
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2024
1847


          Where is OUR country?

         Has history been erased,

        genocide forced migration

       dispossession colonisation?


                      1948


         We know where Gaza is

       we hear their voices implore

        to echoes of silence, same

    ones encountered by ourselves.


                       1963


     We never had a Pope but we

     did have a President “Ask Not"

   what your country can do for you,

   but what you can do for Palestine.


                       2024


   But where has our empathy gone,

  by whom is our government being

controlled, why is everyone suddenly

      having a nice day?  Shalom!

      






The Proscribed Poet.




Ps.


Of all the countries in the world

Ireland should have been first to

sever diplomatic ties with Israel

followed by sanctions. But we are

being lead by a capitalist coalition

in hock to the Christian Zionists,

an evil American President who

has sullied Irish Americans. We've

got a hereditary Hindu Prime Minister

whose historic country has an

indelible hatred of Muslims and

who are currently supporting Israel

against Palestinians.

Ps x 2

Ireland also supports Stefan Bandera’s

Ukraine ****’s Lead by a Semite.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 15
. The blue sky was punctuated
  with fragments of Braille and
   Morse when the fuse on my
my page was detonated by the
thought of changing the title to

                    Dust
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
I met a Melodeon player
in The Devil's Glen, she
used to play at the Irish
club in London, I was
greeted with open arms
and a very tight squeeze.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
Have you noticed, # Me Too
has faded away somewhat.

Replaced by the latest fad,
which the airheads took to.

Global Warming has a new
logo, let's call it Ash Me Too.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
Yes indeed, it is Wednesday
the day after Fat Tuesday
the Carnivore festival of
Mardi Gras and anybody
in The Catholic Club get to
wear a black charcoal cross
on their foreheads to prove
they have no foreskins but
feel as though Jesus deserved
to be crucified as retrospective
punishment for Gaza Genocide.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
Jim, the alzheimer patient,
defecated in the ash bucket,
outside, where the smokers
congregate to smoke and ****.

It was his second time doing
so, what was more upsetting,
he wiped has (( with a plastic
bag, then, he kicked the bucket.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2020
Known for some famous
people including of course
Johnny Ash it was today
trashed by a Cinder Ella
in an RV reminding US
and them, that Karma was
on the list Santa received
from the many nations
destroyed by America.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2024
Is Chicken Kiev roasted, or fried, or spit grilled
Is it basted for oven, or rotisserie swilled
Some say its tossed, on a Russian Roulette
Then poked as it rolls, with a Putin baguette.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2020
Demand the right answer.

If Prince had a *******
Virginia should know
if since he’s been clipped
it has vanished like snow.

Why has this question
never been asked
therein lies the answer
perhaps she was masked!

It was long before Covid
and length didn't matter
but time has moved on
and Andrew's got fatter.

Down with his trousers
and out with his ***
I’m guessing he’s buff’y
I’ll bet you five bob.
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2020
A Kipper of bread
             is flat and brown
and crusty either
              side, but there is
more, because it
                   tastes of fresh.
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2020
Oh 2B a HB I thought,
                     as its lead receded
under the hooded
                    bark of a red pencil
after a close encounter
                         without a rubber
on a Belvedere Blond!
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2020
Nobody would have believed
in religion if they had not been
coerced into it as children, same
goes for almost everything
but watching adults buy this
Covid yarn does make me
wonder about Santa, 911 & the
Tooth Fairy.  So what is make
believe and is a Disney denier
likely to be punished by Baloo ?
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
Time has no past
Memory has no future
so, if you want to give
me a gift you had best
do it now, with a note.

" Here is the present "
ASP
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
ASP
The last snake in Ireland
is the poisonous Asp.

It meanders from Derry
to County Down.

Republicans call it, the
Anglo Saxon Presbyterian.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
At the local Assizes, Donkey
decided that the French Charolet
Tuareau, was misunderstood by
by a prudish herd of Irish Friesian's
and wrongly accused of #MooToo
when he remarked to a local bullock,

" See her over the there, the one with
  the big Udder's, Best Lait in the field ".

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The case was dismissed on the grounds
of parochialism and mono linguisticism
by the Anglophone Irish Bovines who
after 60 years in the EU should have known
better. Donkey also suggested that perhaps
in the light of this incident, perhaps they
might consider Brexiting as their attitude
to Europe was no different than that of their
neighbours across the border in N. Ireland.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
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Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
Higher, I say, for the new
Notre Dame steeple, never
mind the people.

In fact, why not dismantle
the Eiffel Tower and put it
smack centre of the cathedral.

Now that would be the ultimate
******* architectural symbiosis,
one celibate bird, with two stones!
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2022
From behind vertical strings of

      my guitar, custodial melodies

            escape through a port-

              hole, via the bars.

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Ryan O'Leary Jun 2018
You have nowhere to hide
         because there is no place
        private due to surveillance
       cameras recording your every
         move since what you were
      heard to say provoked serious
        suspicions about whom you
        might be associating with in
    regard to what it was that initially
      caused concern by those who
      were employed to guard which
     had previously been assumed
            secret but you exposed
             what our governments
      were concealing from the peop
Assanged: an adjective for a long sentence without punctuation and not ended
Ryan O'Leary May 2023
.          A S S A N G E 'L


      In Judaism goats were

       laden with sins of the

       village then sent forth

       into the desert, to die.


       They were known as

        escape goats, from

       whence derived the
  
    modern term, scapegoat.


   Angels were journalists of

    God, messengers, town

   criers, paragons of virtue,

       underwriters of truth.

    
    In Biblical times, the ***

        symbolised service,

   suffering, patience, peace,

humility, but above all, wisdom.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
There is a lot of talk
about Trump having
nothing between the
ears and hatred of him
etc on the media, but
Kennedy was loved,
and a Democrat, yet,
he got lead between
the ears, so this does
not compute, does it?
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2020
Sewer blockage today
             green back up's on the
eve of St Patrick's Day.

An omen, no *white toilet
             paper at Tesco's and an
orange weather warning.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Due to an Imperforate
        **** at birth, I was
     circumcised by our Irish
   family doctor in a surgical
          error, apparently.

       In light of the horrific
   genocide in Gaza I have
      become victim of anti-
       semitism at my local
      swimming pool/sauna.

     Therefore, I am looking
   for a donor and will accept
    anything that resembles a
  sixty three year old *******
providing is is not too big-oted !
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2020
EU flags to be re printed
with one less etoile as UK
leave the solarised system
of solidarity becoming the
first secular state to stamp
out the stagnations and in
so doing became a beacon
within its own realm a light
of hope for individuality.

Bravo Brits, you must be
congratulated for courage.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
In the mist and watery
Irish sun, it was lit up, as
a runway, with droplets.

Suspended across two
branches, resembling a
dart board.

Even had a bulls eye, nothing
on target, the hungry asterisk
hung around for a fly tripper.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2021
When it is my turn I will
be taking the vacation.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 9
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Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
Yes, NASA has decided that astronauts
are lacking one earthly pleasure, that is
bread.

Currently, a team of scientists engineers
and of course, bakers, are working on a
prototype oven and space dough.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2024
The uni-verse, is a four lined rotational
poem

It revolves in our heads, when we're at
home

Some say it's in Braille, on our sky milky
way

But Halley said one star went seriously
astray.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
My psychological sobriety
was shattered last night, I
had a drink dream and we
all know what Dr. Bob said
about that, a weakening will!

Nineteen years and not a drop,
but the nocturnal nimbus glowed
over the head of Matt Molloy, the
local publican here in Westport.
Two pints of Joyness and a Jig !
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
Missing syllables
like V 8 mistiming
makes short haiku -
plus two.
Ryan O'Leary May 2020
Will this experience be a
will for change? No, Covid
will be forgotten, bicycles
will rust, all the resolutions
will disappear because the
will has been weakened.
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2020
We met a young girl
in Damascus

And although we're
not Muslim, did ask us

Are Youghal from Kanturk and Mala
Because if not then best pray to Allah

Before the Tallaght Band
starts playing and blasts us.


ps.

Youghal, Kanturk, Mala & Tallaght
are all towns in Ireland.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
One could be a conductor
waving a baton, giving cue,
or a general ordering troops
into battle, or a French cook
signalling le temps de manger.

À table, or " At Table " is as an
important announcement as
anything the town crier has to
offer and one dares not preempt
or presume an advance occupation.

Yes indeed, beds are important
we are born in them and die also,
the times in between we are mostly
asleep, tables are different despite
having the same amount of legs.

We sit together, talk, listen, debate
dispute, but at all times respect,
because no meal deserves to be
tarnished by the vinegar of verbal
or vainglorious vulgarity.

Tables are for hiding under when
sirens sound and shaking shelves
containing crockery vibrate or
where a drawer with a wooden
****** contains the plaster box.

Tables occupy a space in our minds
and in our kitchens and no other
piece of furniture ever challenges
that right to be there, chairs get
close, mere pawns of the periphery.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2024
Zelensky got his
Christmas gifts
early because it
is rumoured that
Santa Claus will
not risk Ukraine
airspace on 24h
December 2024.
Sean Penn never
got his vibrating
Oscar back and it
seems unlikely he
will see it ever again.
Olena has it on her
bedside table beside
a statue of the ******.
Her husband Vlod
put his Rooster on the
mantlepiece with a
photo of his Cocker  
dog called Joe but it
is not Genocide Joe.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Sounds Gregorian
or some monastic
organization famed
for its stature.

But not at all. While
I was  standing at a
Zebra crossing by
The Pont Julian

Would you believe it, a
Giraffe asked me if there
was any place in town
where he could sleep!

Got me thinking indeed,
not an easy task now,
especially that I am
un étranger

Hmmm, I thought, as I
scratched my head
through the beret I wear
to hide the bald patch.

He was visually tired and
needed to get his head
down for the night, besides,
the light was fading.

It dawned on me, there's
only one place suitable
for a Giraffe in Lacoste,
a Chambre de Haute !
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
Willie sat by the side of
the river in a philosophical
mood under a weeping willow.

Midway, between the two
banks, was a small island
only paddling distance away.

Debris from a previous flood
had accumulated on the low
foliage of an uprooted tree.

A funnel of cold air from the
ten arch bridge made a wind
sock of a plastic net nitrate bag.

In all his time, Willie had never
ventured on to this little islet,
even wondered if he should flag it.

Off with the shoes, rolled up the
legs of his trousers and slowly he
negotiated his way over the stones.

On exploring the land mass, which
was an isthmus of a mere ten square
meters, he decided to return to land.

Just before his disembarkation, he
noticed a large denominational euro
note caught in the gills of a dead fish.

Eureka Eureka money and food all
in the one catch (was his thought as
he made his way back).

The sodden state of the 100 euro note
was what guided Willie’s wise decision
to take it, as was, to the local Credit Union.

In the queue whilst waiting for a vacant
teller, everyone was admiring Willie’s
dead fish.

Eventually, at the desk, and known to
those working therein, a 100 euro note
was not his norm and created suspicion.

After tendering the note attached to the
Trout, that had apparently been fowl
hooked up the river by Johnny Logan,

The lady behind the desk called for the
manager, who immediately held the note
up to the halogen fraud lamp.

Willie had never encountered anything like
this when he made a 5 euro deposit once a
month to his savings account.

He enquired of the manager as to why he
was holding his fish and 100 euro note up
against the bright light.

The manager responded,  “ It is the policy of
all banking systems to check high denominational
notes for visible water marks “ !!
This is a true story that happened in Mallow
County Cork Ireland in March of this year
2018. A local journalist Eugene Cosgrove
covered the story for " The Kerryman " news
paper.  A photo of the fish that caught the
100 euro note was controversial, and currently,
there is a legal challenge between Willie Eaton,
Johnny Logan and the Mallow Trout anglers
association, who stock the river. The 100 euro
note is being held at the local Garda Siochana
pending the outcome of the tribunal.
Johnny Logan makes his on Fly's and can prove
without doubt the Dry Fly that spiked the 100
euro note, is actually his and thus claims the money.
Johnny uses Chicken Wishbones and feathers for his hooks.
Meanwhile, The Anglers association also have a strong
case that is currently being discussed, because according to
the fishing charter, only fish that have been taken from the
river by Rod and Reel, are the property of the Angler.
The Fish has been placed in a deep freeze, with the Fly and
100 euro note intact and will be visible to the public at the next hearing.
Willie's solicitors also have a strong case insofar that the fish was on
the Island of The River Blackwater just by the Town Bridge and the Island
has never been charted, thus giving the dead fish a status of what would be akin to refugee. The European Union (EEC) are now involved, as this could
set a precedent for The Fisheries Act, currently topical between France and UK
over the Scollop War's. More on this case will follow, as soon as I have a report from Eugene Cosgrove.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2018
Fry In Hell.

                                      God is a schizophrenic,
                                    amnesiac, transgenderist,
                                   because when he is Satan,
                             she forgets to remove the P®ada’s!


                                                             For Stephen Fry.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2020
Our atmosphere was solemn
particularly since the Covid
induced censorship of that
which was a customary rite.

A solitary bee hovered over
what must have seemed an
elevated garden on castors,
gilt edged with brass baubles.

Benediction with an arrival
of Frankincense wafted by
high priests in a near pagan
ritual compelled its eviction.
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2019
We have a blue sky in Ireland
today, according to the news
Boris Johnson is pro the 26, he
has just turned green, officially.
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