Some have preferences of where should be nuked

      But I don’t see why they must be rebuked

                          It is ultra pragmatic

                        And quite democratic

            For The US and UK to be grouped.

Proper Gander has a
       conversation with
     "dumb down duck"


          (˚<             <˚)


"If they’ll eat at McDonalds,

drink coke watch sky news

  or visit Disneyland, then

   they are ready to slurp

    the western narrative

    about Vladimir Putin”.

When the world is going dark and looks sinister

  It’s time to call, the white helmets prime minister

                 Then it’s all hands on deck

                     For a U Turn Star Trek

    Which Kwarteng has been trained to administer.

Reincar-Nation


Being a herbivore, the concept

of traditional re-incarnation is

not a feasible option, but one

could return organically, as a

tree in a forest with fellows of

a vegan and vegetarian past.


The arboreal choice is vast

but I’d be more concerned

about where I’d be growing.

North of the border dividing

the six counties and republic

would be my first preference.


Then of course there is the

deciduous or evergreen issue

and being a Catholic one might

assume the latter to be my wish,

but no, and my reasoning is that

In the fall, the leaves blow south.

.                    Il Silenzio        


   They can decrease the volume

   control, darken the screen, edit

     out which it is that enlightens

     us, but the winds are audible,

    and accumulated wails, speak

our history, with the loudest voices.

.                           Blame The W.A.S.P.s



             If karma is a bi product of evolution, is

             the ultimate democracy equality for all.


    Or will the earth show up those of value and those

      who are good for nothing will natural selection

       decide who gets to survive the armageddon.

  
      Or if the holocaust was a hoax, will those who

          Missed episode one get to see the sequel.


                There are no pockets in a shroud,

                     Looks like we is all the same.


                           Parity to the people

                                  R.I.P world.


                              \\||||////

G u I L T
                         -


It is no secret

                        that god doesn't

exist, yet, the


                             people cannot

be dissuaded


                   similarly, the queens


death is a conspiracy,


                         the safest place


place to hide from


                         a spotlight is to


sit on top of it.

                        But truth has no


resting place, so


                         thus dieth from


exposure.

                        Yet, the lie can


be concealed in a


                         casket of guilt.

Civil Unrest

      Is finding a problem

    For a solution which is

   Being created by those

  In power and presented

    To the people as their

  Own concept which thus

  Relieves the government

   Of all its responsibilities

    When there is a break

   Down off law and order

    On the streets due to

      Rioting and looting.

Rouble trouble boil

and bubble, DOW

shalt not eat or heat

  or play FTSE nor

Pound your heads

Against Wall Street

  But watch series

Five of The Crown

During the curfews*

Which are about to

Be imposed on you.


God save our King.







26th Sept 2022.



Ps.

****** *******

Deserve no better

Remember, it was

Your average Tommy

That kicked down

Our doors calling

All mothers ******.

Bleek

            
Can you spot the deference,

Charles has become King.


  Dilyn and the Corgi’s are

  In Battersea dog’s home.


  Yet, the Welsh still suffer

from principality syndrome.

/
                                  O--O/


For the crossword she used Prompt Thesaurus

           and her star sign is said to be Taurus

                      her dog’s name is Rex

                      she’s Anna with specs

   but weight watchers has made her look porous.






Ryan



Ps.

Circa 2000 I stopped drinking, went to AA got

Dry picked up a new addiction, writing, poetry

Limericks Haikus etc even books. So, on average

I compose 3 poems a day, that is 1,000 a year,

So, since 2000 I have accumulated in excess

Of 20,000 poems (conservative figure)

All my poems are inspired by encounters, this one

Was a just now meeting of an extremely thin lady on

The beach In Jersey UK whom I assumed to be anorexic,

She was wearing sunglasses.

Doctrinal Offensive


Nobody ever looks at the blanks

Of headstones, all they need to

Know is visible, so it is a logical

Assumption that there is nothing

Composed on the opposite side.


A military operation is based on

This same principal, everything

An army assumed they needed

To know about a defeated enemy

Is etched on the tablet of stone ?







Ps.

Wait till after elections in Donbass

If NATO does not back off then you

Will see what is a Doctrinal Offensive.

Stock up on Iodine tablets.

Fate is the terminus of pre

             destination but free will alights

at the station of the cross.

Kami Kwasi Kwarteng


      They thought by calling it

      mini budget people would

      Only engage intermittent
  
    wipers, it’s but a mist, well,

     **** has just landed on the

     windscreen, so max speed.


   The SNP wants an immediate

    Kosovo US NATO approved

   Referendum (which was held

   Without even voting) yet they

    Have the audacity to call the

Catalonia Donbas one's a Sham.


   Wake up world, democracy is

A mere bi-product of dictatorship

Elections are but a rationing by

   The rulers to give the illusion

That your one minute in a ballot

   Box every four years matters.


    Don’t be so ******* dumb.

Doctrinal Offensive


Nobody ever looks at the blanks

Of headstones, all they need to

Know is visible, so it is a logical

Assumption that there is nothing

Composed on the opposite side.


A military operation is based on

This same principal, everything

An army thought they needed to

Learn about a defeated enemy

Was etched on the tablet of stone.

Sniffer


Nuclear watchdog caught

rabies at Zaporizhzhia

therefore the IAEA had

no alternative but muzzle

  him so this obviously

prevented an accurate

assessment due to not

being able do what he

  had been trained for.








So, the Ukraine ****’s
Were protected by US.

Immoral@balmoral.co.uk



HRH QE.II knows London will

Be nuked so she blessed the

Uranium subs then sent them

Far as possible from Faslane.


The BBC antithesis narrative.

Has begun, enmity propoganda

Attempts to dignify the archival

Anthology of previous fabrications.


Desert storm, coalition of the willing

Weapons of mass destruction, all

Soaked up and since forgotten by

sublimated subjects of sensationalism.


NATO can do no wrong. EU US UK

OK, such a parochial mentality, God

Is on their side, yet again they trust,

But karma is coming from via Vlad.




Ryan 22/09/2022



1.2 Million Iraqi’s killed by US UK

Libya,

Yemen

Syria

Afghanistan

Vietnam

Korea

Palestine by the Holocaust people ?

Queue E. II


               Sins of empire burden pall
  
                bearing shoulders casket

                     of lead dark shroud

                    without silver lining.

          What glistens is her stolen gold.


          On cue they queue adhering to

           lines of sequential subjection.

.        The Perfect Metaphor


     I'm looking at what could be

     the London Stock Exchange

     graph which is highlighted by

   an underscored line though it is

    in fact a queue by the Thames

    that flows easterly downwards

    from the setting to a rising sun

  of the Shanghai Stock Exchange

  reflecting the end of an era soon

to be assigned to the history books

and applauded by the ex colonials

  as the flag of the evil empire is at

half mast which is symbolising what

must surely be the perfect metaphor.







P.s.


God Save The Yang

.             L
              i
              n
              e
              a
              g
              e


           QE II

      On cue they

    queue adhering

  to the lines of their

subjected succession.

.              Sins of empire burdens the

            pall bearers shoulders, casket

        of lead lined in dark cloud without

      silver, what glistens is her stolen gold.

.                  Futile


       Anxiety is a vertigo

       droplets experience

  when looking downwards

   from arches of rainbows

     before deciding to fall,

   vaporise, and repeat the

cycle for their entire lifetimes.

This winter is expected to

             be blowsy

  With noses so red they’ll

                be rosy

You should buy a new kettle

         to boil up a nettle

     And on your head you

     can wear the tea cosy.

Quote.            

One cannot cut steak

                with wooden skewers

which is why \ /egan is

                 spelt with chopsticks.








Ps.

You are what you eat is a

misconception, you are not

what you eat because in that

case you would be what you

have eaten has eaten which

in fact means a carnivores diet

came from herbivore cattle

therefore contradicting the

common presumption of

a derogatory aspersion to

denigrate flesh eating people

and branding them with the

same slander as cannibals.

Ice Crimea is not served

    between wafers nor is a

  baked Alaska a meltdown

  but we must all be agree,

Vladimir Putin's done more

to halt global warming with

one turn of a gas valve than

  the entire world together.


  What thanks is he getting?

The closest simile to smile

is a metaphor because it is

symbolic of something else

which is a figure of speech

usually mimed for the deaf.

Downwind


On a day such as today I’d

never contemplate urinating

au nature behind what could

also be, the front of a tree.


On a day such as today I

would never contemplate

hanging out washing on a

line from the above branches.


On a day such as today I

would never contemplate

leaving any of our windows

or doors open, even ajar.


On a day such as today I

would never contemplate

going outside because of the

nuclear power plant upwind.

Deserving Offspring



Global warming is all forgotten

Vlad's going to chill-out the Brits

Liz is going to freeze their bills.


This means that Brass Monkey

metaphors will be superfluous,

yet pawn shop testicles a reality.


Attention, it's imperative to make

sure the holes in your net zero

are not too large for the handouts.


But if they are, don’t forget you can

line it with the price cap which will

be Issued at your local food bank.


All new to you? don’t worry, lot's

of advice at hand from colonials,

you made them familiar with it all.

Pathos


The loneliest place on earth

is where the red circle has

an arrow telling me that you

are here I look around even

go behind the notice board

& stood on someone’s ****.

We are to blame for our homelessness,

because we assisted in the dismantling

of our lives.


Expatriation is a self imposed sentence,

it is a penance which often becomes a

permanent purgatory.


One does not have to be living on the

street or park bench to qualify for a

P.O. Box ‘At No Fixed Abode’.


Detachment is a divorce, a dispersion,

excommunication of self, a banishment,

the guilt laden goat, with a conscience.

Karmageddon


Even the innocent will rejoice.

Not because of dead fish belly

up In the river lay-by where they

almost learned to swim between

excrement releases from the

overflowing septic tanks due to

detergents prohibiting bacteria

disintegrating untreated faeces.


Not because their linen sheets

got flecked with particles of red

dust which was supposedly last

time attributed to a desert storm

in the Sahara transported by the

Sirocco then relayed to La Mistral

and eventually becoming alias before

making a landfall on their island coast.


Not because of a cumulus congestus

which replaced nimbus casting a dark

shadow on their glasshouses where

unripened tomatoes would have to

be fried green without the wild Paris

mushrooms which are impossible to

distinguish from blackberries growing

in hedgerows by the roadsides.


The innocent will rejoice because

despite they being the common

denominator to a pyrrhic solution

the final equation will end with a

mere = an aspiration of majorities

which had gone unheeded by all

of those who had been manipulating

figures on the hypothenuse square to

deceive those of their lesser neighbours.

The final sunset

has been served

despite the British

umpire calling foul.


Ps.

Irish Vlad to see
someone Putin
boot in the Brits.

Long long ago before Global

Warmarists began spreading

conspiracy theories about

ozone depletion and polar cap

Meltdowns there was a flood

of apocalyptic proportions.


One that makes what is

Current in Pakistan look like

Perspiration on the brow of

A hill. Long range weather

Forecasters back then were

Adamant that there was no

Sign of a thunderstorm or

The like and of course, the

Populous as per always

Believed what they were

Being told by those who

Knew better than they.


But "Noah All “ as he was later

Called, was a free thinker,

A bohemian and he decided

To build a boat, (There were

No camper vans available)

And so, he loaded it up with

Their belongings. He and his

Wife lived in it for quite some-

Time, the locals ridiculed them

As none of what he had predicted

Came to pass. But then it began

To rain and rain and rain, cats and

Dogs and various other animals

Which all ended up on the deck

Of their ARK. Forty days and 40

Nights it poured to deluge proportions.


For a long time they were at sea on

The world ocean when one night

There was a tempest and Noah All’s

Wife was out on the bow tying down

The sail when she was swept away.


Things went bad on the boat after that

Because she did all the mucking out

Of the animals, Noah All was occupied

With navigation and more important

Chores. There was a terrible stench

Coming from the hold, but fortunately

The waters began to abate. Eventually

Noah All found himself and his menagerie

Perched on a hilltop which earned its name

From the first animals to leave, the ones

Which always desert a stinking ship.

The Joax on you

Climate is in the dressing room changing

For the next show

The cast is a shadow

Which is diffusing audiences vision

But directors have encouraged them

To fOcus on the spOtlight, yes it is

A form of mesmerisation used by

Repetitive media manipulation of minds.

Credulous


     For those with no views who

      depend on state news they

  believe every word said by Nato


But did you know, that in France

where they grow, there’s a 100,000

     different varieties of potato


   Just like WMD’s, which brought

  Iraq to its knees, does one need,

        an intellect, as did Plato ?




Ps.



WMD’s were the reason Tony Blair

And George Bush got a carte blanche

The ****** 1.2 million Iraq’s and did

You know or have you forgotten that

It was all based on a lie.

Conspiracy Transparecists


Alice was chased through the

looking glass, never spotted it.


A dyslexic from ≈ABBA≈ wrote

kisses with lipstick on a mirror.


See how perception can be a

deception even with 20/02 vision.


What if Agnetha had gone to change

her ****** **** before Alice??


The Rev. Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

might not have become a *******!

Hellinsky


Proxy imposter implant

clown court jester puppet.


Death and destruction is

all in your name.


We the Sunflowers hold

you responsible.


Five times more bees

when facing east


We’re west cremating in

their graveyard of empyre


Hell in sky smoke cloud

ashen the blue oblivion


Shame on every flagpole

flying the national metaphor.

Dietician


I go to bed hungry

I wake up hungry

I am hungry after

  breakfast dinner

  and tea, but one

   must not forget

    hunger comes

   with eating and

   thirst goes with

   drinking so the

    story moral is

  that eating one’s

fill is a fallacy but

one should never

  be duped by the

disappearance of

of dehydration thus

order another pint.

Jesus

  When are they going to

   Tear down Jesus from

The cross, what purpose

Does he serve in secular

   States, besides he’s a

  Loser and why are not

  The two thieves there

      Beside him, it is

       Discrimination.

. Brexit means broken to Brits,

   economy in tatters, empty

food banks, queues at Greggs

for dregs, candle light dinners

wrapped in blankets, dog gone.

What a wonderful sight to see

   the evil empire descending

     into that same hell they

       inflicted on the world,

             there is a God.

But for his Bohemian ways

he'd be type cast without any

rehearsal for a role which

required no script no screen

test no audition or direction

just a prompt sheet which

stated out loud “ I believe “.

Pound = defeat beat hit batter crush grind

It also means S
                         t
                          e
                           r
                            l
                             i
                              n
                               ­ g __
                                                    \
  ­                                                    \
           ­                                             \
                  ­                                        \
                       ­                                     \
                          ­                                    \
                           ­                                     \
                                                                 \
                                                               ­    \
                                                               ­      \
                                                               ­        \
                                                               ­          \
                                                               ­      Karma

Bank of England


Today shocks and scares

  Caused a stampede as

Traders fled leaving many

   Of the downtrodden in

  Their wake. Likewise in

  AWOL Street where the

Situation was even worse

Due a B.R.I.C.S. problem

  And a near empty Hod.

     God Less America.

Analogy


I wonder about waves, turbulent

  tides, insurgent surf, clamorous,

    capricious. Hens cackle after

      an egg lay, but sea **** !

.        Grenki Toast

What would Faberge do

if suddenly his bunsen

    abated despite the

    Gazpromise not to

    to close the valve

       before he got

        a chance to

          finish his

             egg.

If I (h)ate meat

does that mean

I love animals?

Old McDonalds watchdog

                     is

on his way to Zaporizhzhia

                IAEA'O

As soon as I come to the

word like in a poem I stop

reading it, that’s it for me

because if someone can’t

find a suitable metaphor

to replace it, then to my

way of thinking, they are

not even related to poets.

.    Poets are first up to the wall in every revolution.

Initially to write on it, later to add punctuation marks.

.          The Bird Feeders


      Almost always hung in

   view of the kitchen window,

   for entertainment purposes.

  The droppy downies attract

   rats resulting in a necessity

    to employ a cat which kills

  the birds thus no more seed

    fall or food for the rodents.

     Vermin vacates and one

      ends up with a fat feline

        that naps all day and

          ***** in your house

            while you sleep.

              It is a perfect

                symbiosis.