Towering Inferno
666 Pyro Place
Ashburn 999
Hell
11th Dec 2023
Dear Herr ******
This is the first Christmas I thought
to write to you, but what’s happening
here on earth brought you to mind.
In Gaza there is a Famine, Genocide
and Holocaust happening at the same
time and people are saying that it is
all your fault. Now, don’t get me wrong
your condemnation by them is not that
you are posthumously complicit, no, not
at all. The general consensus is that you
are not being viewed with contempt now,
it's just that they are saying you ****** up.
Kind Regards, Happy Christmas.
Ryan O'Leary
Ireland.
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Return To Sender.
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Dear Mr. O'Leary
Your letter to ****** arrived
but I am sorry to inform you
that Adolf is not here, never
was. As far as we know, he
is in Heaven.
Yours Truly,
Satan.
18th Dec 2023.
Hell.