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Fifteen years ago in the U.S. a
woman shot herself in Wisconsin.

At the hospital, they discovered
her pregnancy. The doctors in the
emergency performed an urgent
life saving Caesarian to save the
foetus as they thought the mothers
wound was too serious to survive.

Natalie Rupnow, (the infant) grew
up, bought a gun, and went looking
for her Mother ****** anti abortion
mum who tried to **** her in the womb.
1d · 22
K Nines
wagging of tails
is equivalent to
a human smiling
this is why dogs
will always wait
until you finish
the patting  B 4
they think about
taking a dump !
1d · 20
Master Bates
“ Ejaculations are a
     boy product of
erections, seemingly “
For Twenty Four Years

Oh t’was many the time in
dark days of yore, when I
smelt the meat stench of
next house, Kearney Vore.

Though it must have been
worse, as it was, no Palace,
for poor “Denny Pa” Walsh,
“Living Next Door To Alice”

                 <>

30, 31, 32, 33. Are council
houses in a terrace known
Canon Sheehan Place in
Mallow County Cork Ireland.
I lived at 31 Denny Pa at 32
So now you must do the math.
1d · 13
Reincarnation
There is no bloom, in loss.
Death, for any reason is a
wilting, the fall of autumn.

A fading away, and why you
put a bouquet of flowers on
my coffin is a ****** mystery.

An antonym to a rotting corpse,
but what really ****** me off, is
that they’re not even Carnations.
Zionist Angered Saxons,
And, Shamericans agree,
That the Irish, despite all
Their literary achievements,
Are seriously and deviously,
Even devoutly, anti semantic.

The Tullamore Dew is just a
Metaphor in common usage.
It is usually associated with
The word Offal, or Offaly, in
Some instances, when there’s
A noun being nicely nuanced.

But it was The Palestinians got
The Dues out of Dublin without
A single shot being fired, no more
Leopold Blooms and Molly B the
Tahiti Ketch of Pete Hogan sunk to
the depth’s in The Mediterranean Sea.


Ps

The title is not a question
But a statement
1d · 24
Embassy Closes
It’s real the Israels left
Just like the Romans
Who never came or
The Danes who did
But wished they didn’t
Or like the English who
Would have liked but
Were unable to stay.
Good riddance to the
Lot of them I say, keep
Them out, but they tell
Me that there is a Dew
Still lurking in Tullamore,
Bring on the Palestinian
Refugees, we might need
Them to throw stones just
Like Finn Mac Cool did.
Israil closes their
embassy in Ire-land

Staff to leave country
Irish jumping for joy.

******* transplants
Free to all *******.

  Sin on Harris said
  INRI is next to go.

Ireland is the best
Country in the world

To invest money in
Because your capital

Will always be Dublin
But don’t tell the Gews.
2d · 36
Smoulder
Just as the flame
Holds to the wick
And the wick to
The wax and the
Wax to the stick,

The wind watches
And waits until
The final flicker
And that’s when it
Kidnaps the smoke.
2d · 16
But
But
Fire breaks in the forest
Differ in width, it depends
On tree heights, species
And the prevailing winds.

In poetry literature music
It is beat verse or chapter.

In written word it’s comma.

In the spoken word pending
On the question it can vary.

For example if you ask about
Brian Thomson/ Luigi Mangione
The response will be thus.

He didn’t deserve to be shot

                    BUT
Nancy Reagan Pelosi or Parker
3 wise women but which one is darker
I won't say as pitch
But she's a snitch and a *****
If a bird, she would be a sky larker.
CEO    Luigi Mangione Pizza.
Cheese Eggplant and Olives
On a perforated base, chilly
Pellets to burn your fat *****.
Sighmon #arri$, Irish Teashirt
Said behind closed doors that
the state of Israil had no *****
to exist and that irelands VWll
Neutrality stance was purely
Anti semantic and that irelands
Favourite statue will always be
the cross of the Tullamore Dew
in county Offaly @therepublic.ie
2d · 34
Global Warming
Plant more trees they say,
excellent for the carbon
footprint.

But what the are not telling
you is they make excellent
******* poles.

People have not yet equated
heat to cool ratios attributed
to canines.

There are 900 million dogs in
the world, their collective noses
regulate universal temperatures.
2d · 18
Limerick
The to and not to be

There’s a town with a spa, Baden Baden
In Israel, there’s a BiBi, Ben Laden

We’ve got Bridget Bardot
Then there’s Buachailli Bowe

With a heart made of lead
That won’t gladden



Ps

Buachailli Bowe is a right
******* ******* living in
County Cork Ireland who
Needs to meet Luigi Mangione
2d · 18
Spotlight
Main Street Media
Streetlights are not
Connected to photo
Electric night censors,
Censorship cells yes.

Gaza is being darkened
The spotlight removed.

But, the sheep follow
The bellwether, which
Unknown to them is
Pavlov’s dog, wearing
A white Aran Sweater.
2d · 31
The Goodfather
Nancy Pelosi has hip
replaced in Germany.
Her own insurance
Firm refused to pay.
She will be speaking
With Luigi Mangione
For advice on return.
3d · 46
Deliveroo
I’d like a Luigi Mangione
perforated pizza with a
hole in the middle, extra
C.E.O. topping of cheese
eggplant and olives presto!
I will siphon from the well,

and leave a Luigi Mangione

message, in italic calligraphy,
                             /
for Buachailli Bowe (in red ink)



Ps.
                      /
Buachailli Bo = Cowboy in Irish.
Phonetic Pronunciation = Bowe
It is used to describe a dishonest
corrupt devious malicious person
without a heart empathy or ethics.
I just met one recently in Ireland,
one of those Brian Thomson types
who treats (some people) like ****,
the ones who don't play golf, etc !

Ps. x 1

Spread it like slurry on the streets,
pass on, put on face book, we need
to expose these leech parasite fleas.

Ps. x 2

I don't own a gun but I have ink and
paper and a fountain pen, and Luigi.
I kissed the cloud, which
    on me, shadows cast.

    It's glass I tilted and
    swallowed darkness.

    The head that shone
   for me, was Guinness.
It is based on trade
Wind trajectories,
Roaring forties, gale
Force and doldrums.
By triangulation such
As Bermuda iSOSoles
Isolationism, locating
May Day Distress calls
Avoids GPS tracking,
Thus permitting high
Seas seizures simply.
4d · 44
Watts Up
I recall writing a dark
poem in pitch ink on
a stygian parchment.

Reminded me of when
I painted my bedroom
completely, in coal black,

but, for a brown bakelite
****, on the surface of
a gun barrel union lock.

The shade diffused what
light there was, the bulb, a
dying star in a distant galaxy.
4d · 27
Tower House
It could have been
Bower house or
Our house but for
The Homeless in
Gaza it is rubble and
Re-bar in a mound.

An installation artist
Would no doubt coin
A wonderful title for it.

There is a distinct lack
Of colour or are all the
Photos purposely black
And white, lunar like the
Burren District of Clare.

Where Yeats said that
“ there wasn’t a tree to
hang a man nor soil to
to bury one “

Today as the risen sun
Climbed to the top of
   Tower House in
    The Guardian

     cast a crying eye
    on strife on death
      donkey pass by
(‘< propaganda’r wishes
(‘> dumbed down ducks
  A safe happy Christmas.
   Be careful of quack’ers
   Ovens micro waves and
   Barbecues. Get laid but
   Please don’t get plucked!
5d · 35
Manipulation
M’Aidez M’aidez became
May Day             May Day
Shah Mat became Check Mate.

Yet, there are people consume
Main Street Media’s daily diet
Without ever questioning it.

Chess was invented in Persia
An Islamic Muslim state, not
Arab, but there are no bishops.

Yet, there on the board either
Side of the monarch, are two
.
Now why is that ask yourself ?

The papal crusades removed
The ships ( which tack ) if you
Are familiar with wind and sails,

So, why would a bishop move
Diagonally across the board?
It makes no sense, not to me!

If you don’t play chess and you
Have never sailed, then there is
An excuse for not knowing this.

Ditto if one takes MSM to be an
Accurate assessment of world
Affairs, even in an en passant.

Did they get you to use teabags
Instead of tea leaves, slice pan
Rather than a loaf of bread?

Is it cost or convenience or is
Careless consumer syndrome?
Ask yourself am I a dumbed down

                        (‘>
                         ?
5d · 10
Rook Bottom
In the forest, just past
Jack Daw’s place there
are a cluster of trees
next to the Crow Bar.

It can be a bit noisy at
night especially when
the Caw Bogues and
Prechains are there.

Raven up till all hours
and then they go and
perch without a thought
for anyone else in the tree.

Those who went home
early and took the lower
branches are shat upon all
night, hence Rook Bottom!






Ps Irish words
          /
Prechain (preycawn)= Crow
        /
Cabog  (cawbogue)= Fcukin Eejit
5d · 38
Bott Rokkum
Originally known as
Snakes Belly this
County Down group,
have, according to
Gutter Press managed
to maintain number
1 position at bottom
of the charts with a
Black Christmas song
about delirium tremors.

Sung by Grand Mal in
what has been deemed
their most quaking
performance to date
@thelowlife-theatre.ie

Sink Hole Studios in
Mitchelstown Caves
said that Stalagtites
fell from the ceiling.

Christy Moore later
commented by saying
the song  “ Fake ****** “
should be banned because
it was an insult to Irish
epilepthicks dyslexsicks
and also schizophrenics.

Grand Mal said that he
was influenced by light
into darkness when he
associated it with a pint
of Guinness, but St James
Gate wished to distance
the brewery from this
vile mockery of Irish
****** Pats and of the
bands veiled reference
to Alcoholics Anomaly
in their chosen name.

Petit Mal the singers son
told Eugene Cosgrove of
The Corkman to go and
**** himself when he
was asked to comment!
6d · 24
Catholic Haiku
Timothy Sexton’s
epileptic bell-whether
used for Angelus
6d · 20
Pursed Lips
Imagine being deaf.

Sitting on a train in
the underground of
London’s Metro is a
mum word metaphor.

It is said of muscles
that the ones which
remain closed should
be tossed in the bin.

Talk is only cheap if
the naysayers decide
ones echo had lost
its import, on export.
6d · 36
K 9
K 9
Snoop Dog
said that
white noise
was ambient
6d · 33
Resonance
Tides ebb and flow
within all of us, even
without lunar activity.

The shores of our minds
host a nights deposit of
cognitive sediment, daily.

Those who beach comb
are consciously aware
of the sea shells secrets.
6d · 30
Frowns
~~~~~~~~
Furrows on
the forehead
are torments
of the mind.
6d · 38
ILL SILENZIO
Pain has no echo but
it is tinnitus, to some.
6d · 22
Be Perceptive
One doesn’t have to
witness the splash
to read the ripples.

Feeling vibrations on
webs if compassion is
empathy, emphasised.

Invisible stitching is the
tailors art, but scars of
emotion cannot be hidden.
6d · 73
Masochism
All addictions begin in
pain and end in pain.
Only substances change,
the rest remains insane.

Clean, dry, and sober?
That don’t mean a ****,
fear is cortisol dopamine,
we found a perfectly legal hit.
6d · 27
R.E.M. Terrors
R.E.M.Terrors
(and awake ones)

I’m not just talking of
Dreams and nocturnal
Equines, but why I ask
Are night mares never
Rare up dark stallions?

Mine are, pitch as black,
With fiery eyes of a coal
Glazed un-blinkered stare,
Certainly not, teeth of a gift
Horse. Foaming at the mouth.

It is I am hostage of the corral,
Unable to flee these repetitious
Hauntings, I am wrap trapped,
Bandaged in blankets, mummified,
Rigor mortisly stiffened, with fear.



Ps

If any reader suffers this, I composed
It for you just so you are aware that
I experience it nightly, have done for
Three years, brought on initially by
Grief. It goes in the morning but a
Residue remains throughout the day.

capfiny@gmail.com

If you have any suggestions or if
You need to talk re your own pain.
7d · 24
Circumspect
Leaves glide
Undecidedly
In a breeze

Blown bubbles
Rise beyond
Ones vision

Smoke updrafts
To join passing
Clouds

Balloons fly high
To see if there is
A silver lining

Kites pretend
To want freedom
Yet mostly remain

Boomerangs rush
Off as though they
Will never return

Rain ponds, but
Slowly, it begins
To evaporate

Confetti falls just
Like snow, although,
It is unable to escape

People grow roots,
Then they anchor, in,
The forests of familiarity
7d · 307
The Amenity Prayer
God grant me the amenity
To reject the things I cannot exchange
Storage to arrange the things I can
And a woman to know the reference
7d · 37
Baby I.N.R.I.
This Christmas when you
Are seated with a knife &
Fork in your hands, think
Going the species you are
About to carve and chew.
Think about its habitat or
Imagine yourself there on
A farm watching it taken
Away to be slaughtered in
A dank damp dingy ******
Back street shed after being
Beaten and abused on the
Way, then standing while
Waiting to be brought in to
Have its throat cut and try
To imagine the fear and the
Crying sounds and don’t
Forget to feed your beloved
Pets a special treat on this
Special day when disbelievers
Celebrate en masse baby INRI.
7d · 61
Deer Santa
This Christmas as indeed the
Last two, you may have been
Aware that I didn’t write any
Letter asking for a present. I
Am “Sans Domicile Fix” in a
Camper Van and as you know,
Homeless people are not able
To avail of anything, not even
A bank account (but then why
Should they have any money).
I would like Rudolf to know I
Am a vegetarian and that I am
Ecstatic that he is enjoying his
Retirement since you have gone
And bought a battery powered
Elon, Eco, Antler Musk Sleigh.
7d · 31
..Goose Bumps..
Long before Louis Braille
Was born, there existed a
Form of communication
Used by Geese in France
Coming up to Christmas,
Known as, remorse code.

::. “.; :;.’ :        .  ;:; “ , :::,..’

An Egyptian hieroglyphic
Specialist deciphered what
The gooses were trying say.
It goes thus “ do the Frogs
Know that it was we saved
Rome, let Notre Dame burn”
(‘<  Propagander has convinced dumbed down
(‘>  ducks of 100% vegetarianism by Christmas.


Was the tallest structure on
our planet fifty +1 star high.
Its conductor pole siphons
dark negative energy from
the black hole at night, then
during the day it casts stygian
shadows across the globe as
it blocks the light, while earth
seeks even goes round the sun.
Dec 9 · 44
Celebration
Ryan O'Leary Dec 9
Cut trees
Carved up animals
Choirs
Carols
Christmas

What do the atheists eat
What do the agnostics drink

And why do the secular
Seculorum’s even partake ?

Domineering vobiscums !
Dec 9 · 36
A Christmas Sorry
Ryan O'Leary Dec 9
(‘<    it has been a lonely
period for proper gander
since <‘)  dumbed down
duck stopped listening to
his daily bulletins about
global affairs, but, as it is
coming up to Christmas
Quackery period, perhaps
it is inevitable considering
that it’s a carnivore festival
for animal lovers worldwide.
Plucking, stuffing, skewing,
roasting, basting, devouring.
We rarely eat red meat now!
Dec 9 · 15
Sheep
Ryan O'Leary Dec 9
98.5% of people when they
Enter a supermarket do the
Same thing, the same figure
Can be applied to consumers
Of Main Street Media. Social
Scientists are employed by
All corporate institutions to
Assess common denominators
Of the mindless masses. Lost
Leader marketing is the term.
Items such as staples are hidden
Because you need therefore find
Whereas that which you do not
Need is high viz and at eye level.
Truth (to whom it matters) is not
Gaily wrapped nor is it at eye level.
But as only 1.5% of the population
Search for it you most likely are
Unaware what it is that 98.5% do
In the supermarket. And why even
Bother to find out?  Baaa
Dec 9 · 24
The 3 Guise Men
Ryan O'Leary Dec 9
Old, On The Fence & Err


Ps

Biden Netanyahu & Erdogan
On the way to Damascus for
Christmas to carve up Syria.


Ps x 2

Genocide Joe pardoned 3
Turkeys this thanksgiving
The feathered one, Hunter
And Erred Again in Ankara.
Dec 9 · 39
A Pithy
Ryan O'Leary Dec 9
I have been de briefed, but, I
                  
am not looking for sympathy.
                  
At least not in the “short term”
                  
if I remain on Haulover Beach.
Dec 9 · 265
Teacher Asks
Ryan O'Leary Dec 9
What is the etymology
of the word refugee ?

Someone going from
West Bank to Gaza sir !
Dec 8 · 52
…….Ad Lib……
Ryan O'Leary Dec 8
Assad day for Assyria
Golan is going or is gone

  Turks in Idlib & Aleppo
Homs & Damascus will fall.

Tartus Palmyra & Hama
  Tayyas & Shayrat & all.
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