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Dec 8 · 52
…….Ad Lib……
Ryan O'Leary Dec 8
Assad day for Assyria
Golan is going or is gone

  Turks in Idlib & Aleppo
Homs & Damascus will fall.

Tartus Palmyra & Hama
  Tayyas & Shayrat & all.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 8
.   Outage nationwide due to
   flooding, storms and *cloud.

  Gas mains broken, Power lines
Severed, *solar panels ineffective!

Tesla drivers stranded, cellphones
unchargable, 911 calls inaccessible.

M’Aidez       M’Aidez.      M’Aidez
   SOS.                SOS.               SOS
Dec 7 · 58
Tips
Ryan O'Leary Dec 7
Would you wash your
Feet with socks on?

Would you *******
With gloves on?

Would you cover your
Nose to smell the roses

Would you conceal the
Tears of your crying eyes

Would you silence the
Sound of a self made echo

Would you put bagged leaves in
hot h2o & present it as toasted milk

Would you be affronted if served
tea in a cup with a gauze ******?
Dec 7 · 32
Affliction
Ryan O'Leary Dec 7
Pain before injury
is suffering, after,
merely discomfort.
Dec 7 · 38
Wok Dish
Ryan O'Leary Dec 7
Stir fried noodles? No.

Galaxy listening devices.

Can you hear us out there?

Yes, we can see The Great Wall.
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
Can you see our giant chopsticks ?
                          \/
**** you too, dim sum, earthlings.
Dec 7 · 27
Literature, Life, And
Ryan O'Leary Dec 7
Conception creation chapter
Creditation publication page
Introduction dedication title
Index foreword epilogue end
Dec 7 · 21
Predicament
Ryan O'Leary Dec 7
You is what you is, or, you
Are where you’re at (may)
Not have been your fault.

I use fault, assuming that
Ones current predicament
Was not a conscious choice.

Coelho said, that when we
Wish, the entire universe
conspires to make it happen.

But there are far too many
Variables and permutations
In any considered equation.

Life is a contradiction from
The onsett, what about every
Action’s = & opposite reaction?

Joseph Calvin maintained we
We are governed not, by free
Will, but by our predestination.

If that’s the case Trumps victory
Could have been arrived at with
No need for a democratic process.

I’m not a member of the homeless
Party, there was no election, yet for
Some unknown reason, I was elected!
Dec 7 · 31
Homeless
Ryan O'Leary Dec 7
What a strange declaration,
One we never expect to utter
About ourselves, and, it is a
Two word equation that should
Read home + less = can you $€£
The mess I’ve gotten myself into?
Dec 6 · 45
Hot Toddy’s
Ryan O'Leary Dec 6
Mulled Juses and
Watered Shiraz @
The cross roads.

Calvary is a bottle
Neck because of
(Punch) us Pilot.

Loaves & Fishes
Take away or free
Delivery locally.

The Resurection
Bar and grill live
Music and magic.

Crucifixion karaoke
Cakes and call girls
During happy *****.
Dec 6 · 39
(Staple)@Bethleham
Ryan O'Leary Dec 6
Three wise women
Went into hiding.

They were Incensed
By Franc Gold A Mir.

The I.O.F had begun
Heroding the children.

Their evil * was visible
On bugles and banners.

Debt to all the Muslims
Said the money lenders.

Credit where credit is Dew
Shouted the pawnbrokers.

Palestinian chic peas on Davids
bagel, Izrail bans (hummus)
Ryan O'Leary Dec 6
.      /\/ /\ \/ /\ /\/
    Is an Irish palindrome
               So is the
        Wild Atlantic Way
          \/\/ /\ \/\/
               Just as is
Waterford Wexford Wicklow
         \/\/\/\/\/\/
Dec 5 · 31
Cinq Fois
Ryan O'Leary Dec 5

    

It only now dawned
On me and that is
After seing the play
Five times of which
4 were in English 1
In French, Becketts
Original script being
Composed in Paris.

En Attendant Godot
(A Secular Country)
So it is now obvious
Why Godot did not
Show up, how could
He, France is atheist.

Why has it taken me
So long to figure out?
Dec 5 · 39
……..MSG……..
Ryan O'Leary Dec 5
Mono Sodium Glutamate
Is a subliminal additive to
All high street fast foods,
It has no nutritional value.
(consumers are oblivious)

              MSM

Main Street Media is ditto.
Dec 5 · 33
Tote Vote
Ryan O'Leary Dec 5
Democracy just as
a race can be fixed.
Tote’s a comulative
pool not static odds.
A totem pôle is for
Indian hyroglyphics.
But the tote bag is
for lugging grocery.
So, no matter how
one votes, even if
you spoil it or don’t
it matters not a toss.
There are no photo
finishes no each way
punts, handicaps or
disqualifications, it’s
the sport of Kings for
politicians and plebs.



Ps.

It is naieve to think
the aristocrates are
gone. Money and
power never changes
hands, tot that up!
Dec 5 · 72
Hear Ye x 2
Ryan O'Leary Dec 5
Tell Aviv,   That
Where  The Vile
Live Evil Is Also
A   Lone   *  State
Albeit     Smaller
Than Texas They
Are Bigger Bars
T    U   R   D    S
Dec 4 · 28
Blotting Paper
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
Jackson ******* never
Used it, splat and that’s
That was his méthode.

Beckett said that writing
Was placing stains of
Silence on nothingness.

But without a doubt, ink
Is the blood of creativity
Injected on paper with nibs.

Blobs are but ponds on
The parchment, expression
Points, of a flowing nature.

Blotting paper serves no
Purpose other than absorb
Moisture from damp fingers.
Dec 4 · 20
A Knee Mick
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
I was a knee ****
boney spindly legs
probably hormoiously
imbalanced and coming
3rd (with 2 Older siblings)
I was the 1950’s diluted
one of the pack, but no
way was that accepted
by my macho father so
I was put on Guinness
because the advert said
It was good for me and
now I am an alcoholic
still fragile at 73 so what
the **** was that about?
Dec 4 · 26
No Fixed Odobe
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
I live in a yaourt,
  a bit like an Ig
   without a loo,
  but I’m saving
up for a teepee!
Dec 4 · 48
Go Figure
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
Gaza must not be pushed
Aside by Kiev and Tel Aviv.

Only 1 Dew in Tullamore and no
Dues or fees for AA membership.
Dec 4 · 52
Frost Bite
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
Be
   Low
          Zero
Sounds like an order
But it is an actuality.
Yesterday it was so
Cold in the van, we
Had no lights or heat
And dark at four pm
Went fœtal until 8am.
Homeless is no fun
Anytime, but Winter
Is exceptionaly cruel.
Dec 4 · 35
GPS Lady
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
Daniel Defoe and Vincent Van Gogh
Were driving in London taking
directions from a Cockney Sheila.

She said ‘Left Ear’ which Defoe
didn’t hear and of course Vincent
Thought she was *******.
Dec 4 · 43
Common Denominator
Ryan O'Leary Dec 4
We all have one thing that
Unifies us, a solitary quality
An ultimate uniqueness which
undeniably denies superiority.

It’s a characeristuc we may not
Have been previously aware of.

It’s the fact that each and every
one of us were first up the
Fillopian tubes, so don’t delude
Yourselves  you are no greater or
Lesser than homeless/refugees.

You are not their referees.

Share the podium with our
Fellow man woman and *****.

Because we’re all just the result
Of another prématuré *******
Before abortion was legalised.
Dec 3 · 35
Monkey’s
Ryan O'Leary Dec 3
I can’t make you see.
I can’t force you to listen.
I can’t put taste in your buds.

It’s because you have uncultured
Palates but let me assure you that
Barry’s Tea is superior to PG Tips.
Dec 3 · 36
Hate Speech
Ryan O'Leary Dec 3
Fight or flight is physical,
Thought is mental.
Both are réflexive, but
Neither is premeditated.

Therefore, if a response is the
Réaction to provocation, then
intention, cannot be measured by
Ratio interprétation or assumption.
Dec 3 · 214
Some Irish
Ryan O'Leary Dec 3
You told us that Muslîms
Were evil and some
Still believe

You told us that blacks
Were ***** and some
Still believe

You said the same about us,
Yet some Irish still believe,
What you said about them!
Dec 3 · 27
Fossil Of The Fall
Ryan O'Leary Dec 3
You wrote the history
Book and you want me
To Forget what you
Chose not to remember.

You tell me to accept
The things I cannot change
Turn the other cheek
Not cast the first stone
Be meek and await
My inheritence.

You manage the echo
Chamber where you
Subliminally alter all that
Has been said and thus
Try to get me to question
My own thoughts.

Let bygones be bygones
You say. Turn a new page.
Take a leaf out of your book.

Fossil of the fall, dry pressed
On a dusty old shelf where
Life has lost its sell-by date.

Where rigid spines are
Rigor motised from a lack
Of use, where not a single
Worm can be seen or not a
Solitary dog-ear to be found.
Dec 2 · 43
The US Precedent
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2
Genocide Joe pardons two
Turkeys and a Tanks Giving.
Dec 1 · 74
Ask Ottolenghi
Ryan O'Leary Dec 1
Is Chicken Kiev roasted, or fried, or spit grilled
Is it basted for oven, or rotisserie swilled
Some say its tossed, on a Russian Roulette
Then poked as it rolls, with a Putin baguette.
Dec 1 · 36
Creative Minds.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 1
You will never write alone
when lost even abandoned
because there will always be
someone somewhere you can
reinvent and then reimagine.
Dec 1 · 34
+ or -
Ryan O'Leary Dec 1
I, am the sum,
of cogito ergo!
Dec 1 · 28
Martians
Ryan O'Leary Dec 1
They know we are here but
why should they respond to
us, we registered a  ™Brand
without considering asking
permission, pure arrogance.

Now Elon Musk is trying to
turn it into a tourist destination.
It won't be long before O'Leary  
starts another Ryan Air low fare
intergalactic milky way hub.

Then of course, that will be
followed by another Paddy
opening a "Mars Bar" selling
Guinness & Chocolate Smoothies
without wrappers, or even ripples.


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/30/smooth-mars-bar-wins-aylesbury-man-2-compensation-and-internet-fa­me
Nov 30 · 31
Belle Etoile
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Only a very minuscule fraction
of the world have experienced
homelessness. The quantity of
empathy should not be feigned.
Nov 30 · 34
Convergence
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
It is a metaphorical illusion
the mirage of magic where
garden fencing mimicking
railway tracks meets at the
cornucopia vanishing point.
Nov 30 · 34
No,No,
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
No. It is not anti semantic to
request a ******* transplant,
or to say you'd prefer a Paddy
any day, to a Tullamore Dew.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
.              ........
                    /
                  /
                /........


It wasn't until I noticed a

zag-zig-zag on the wall

that I figured out, Zorro

had a prostate problem.
Nov 30 · 24
Cogito Ergo
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Je pense? that it Israeli
important for a one
or two state fix nation
to be achieved for all of
the occupiers clandestine.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Chewing masticating supping
is the audible rush hour of the
inner ear, a hectic activity even
more so, if one is having toast.

Crunch crackle creak sounds, as
though you are living under the
the arch of the railroad tracks by
a roundabout on Tinnitus Grove.
Nov 30 · 24
Mushroom Poemelette
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Ukraines farming sector to change
their modus operandi and avail of
new deliveries of Russian Oreshnik
for Shitaki Mushroom production.

EU agriculture ministers hailed it a
classic case of symbiotic ingenuity
especially now that the growing
season and conditions are darker.

Esther Von Der Lie Then said that
every cloud has a silver lining. Joe
Bye Then has pledged $50 billion for
BRICS and stone proof glass house's.



Ps

Ottolenghi is preparing recipes for
the NATO EU Importers to assist.
Macron has instructed Michelin *
chefs to encourage consumption
despite radiation contamination.
Nov 29 · 25
Muletide
Ryan O'Leary Nov 29
Putin threatens Dewlensky 
with more Orse Shnik on    
the streets of Kiev if any of
those British firecrackers  
are aimed at Mother Russia.

He told "Joe Bye Then" 
that Pontchartrain Lake 
was caused by a meteorite 
and he can make another 
one, even bigger in W. D.C.

The London Eye on top of
the Eiffel Tower spinning 
with perpetual motion from
the blast and St Paul's Dome
will become the supper bowl.

Go Vlad go cancel Christmas
give Santa Claus and Rudolf
a break this year, send in the
clouds, "Fungus The Fcukers"
happy Hollyhocks to one & all.
Nov 29 · 29
Homeless
Ryan O'Leary Nov 29
There are none, but then,
I have little in the way of
need for clothes hangers.

Knee and boot caps, have
kneel wear moon marks,
churches are Winter warmed.

One could be lucky, fortune
provides the occasional scarf,
but women's gloves never fit.

50 centimes for a candle, washers
won't work, so some poor souls get
they're half wicked wishes, quenched.

Bless me father for I have sinned, it's
been 40 years since my last confession,
(to no one behind the spaghetti strainer)

Back then we always got a full eucharist
when we didn't need it, now its a half,
even less calories for the (gluten intolerant).

There are no black baby boxes either,
t'was easy to get a few bob out of them,
anyway, they have all grown up by now.

Organised is the saying for sleeping in
the choir loft, lockdown, until first mass,
that ****** angelus would wake the dead.

No ice in baptismal font, first snows have
fallen (footprints go the wrong direction)
God walks in mysterious ways, to the street.
Nov 29 · 45
Statue
Ryan O'Leary Nov 29
There is a torso of a
figure on a pedestal
in Mallow my home
town, it is christened
"John Deere" because
he was the 1st person
in Ireland to fall into
a Combine Harvester.
Nov 28 · 32
Homeless
Ryan O'Leary Nov 28
It is not that I can't

but I don't want to

answer questions                      

about how why or

when did my self

imposed current

predicament begin.


Perhaps if one needs

a suitable foundation

then Rock Bottom is the

best place to commence

because it is down here

tree roots source their

cornucopia of leaf colours.




Ps.

I have been homeless for
three years now, I live in
a camper van and it is as
cold as a dogs nose most
of the time in Winter. But
I'm learning a hard lesson.

Be careful about decisions
you make, and after a major
calamity or death, " do not "
make any changes to your
life for a year. This is what
has caused my current state.
Nov 28 · 55
Russian Fungi
Ryan O'Leary Nov 28
Oreshnik manure is great
for mushrooms but as they
grow best in the dark, Vlad
has put the lights out in Kiev.
Nov 28 · 51
5,623 published.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 28
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Nov 28 · 43
Question Boxes
Ryan O'Leary Nov 28
.                [ ? ]

Notice that there are never
answer receptacles beside
them, this is because most
responses to those difficult
enquiries in written format
necessitate verbal reactions
thus avoiding signatures so
that there's no accountability.
Nov 28 · 27
Bear Market
Ryan O'Leary Nov 28
Ukraine feeling
Vlad all over, &,
he is Putin on
the blitz for €U2.

Hopefully, he'll
F.UK.U$ as well.

All in all it’s just
another BRIC in
the ***** kicked
Wall Street Bull.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 27
Questions are but metaphorical
hooks cast by enquiring minds,
but the bait is what will bring a
demise to those winding the reels.



Ps.


Poem for all the journalists
who lost their lives in an
effort to bring us the truth.
Nov 27 · 34
Alignments
Ryan O'Leary Nov 27
Halley only saw the
comet on one occasion.

Total eclipses can be
witnessed frequently.

My weight of 73.4 kilos
just aligned with my age.

If they remain in tandem
do I want to live to be a 100?

I ask myself this, simply,
because old age weighs on me!
Nov 27 · 36
Demos Kratos
Ryan O'Leary Nov 27
One needs to comprehend Latin 
as Demockracy differs in English,
but political illiterates are unaware!
Nov 27 · 37
Tree & A Turd
Ryan O'Leary Nov 27
Now dats a strange
ting for a bear to be
writin on a sine waz
m’y first taut and he
holding a sangwidge
in the udder claw be
jays-us, den, why he
rote ( ek set are à ) in
brack its, is a mistree.
After dat he walked
sloely for an expreso.



Ps

He was an Irish bear
in the woulds.
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