Have you seen my shoes?
they were last seen around London
they are black, very used and shabby
almost no more miles to walk left in their soles

they're not allowed to wandering around without me
when they do
they always mess up

if you see them going down the sidewalk towards some pub
please guide them to the right way
but be careful
they can be very dangerous when contradicted

if you see them kicking someones ***
try to stop them
unless they have a good reason

anyone with information as to their whereabouts
please contact the police or a nearby mental facility
CAN YOU HELP?
I need to walk back on them

there is a reward for their safe return