I just cannot believe how much I am NOT  affected by your duet with her
The room was dark and you were as handsome as ever
You sang with the most beautiful voice
You two sang Everything Has Changed
And I was totally so not affected
All I did was delete all of my Ed Sheeran songs
I deleted all of my Taylor Swift songs
And I most definitely did NOT spare your pictures with her
I was most certainly not affected
To the point that I tore your pictures with her
Covered her face with black ink
And burned all the pictures with your face

No, sir, I don't give a ****
And,
I am most certainly NOT affected