Am I a comedian or am I the joke? Because sometimes you laugh when I say nothing Am I a door or am I a door mat? Because I feel crushed after I spend time with you Am I talented or on America's Funniest Home Videos? Because you applaud for my failures and are silent when I succeed Am I a friend or an experiment? So that you can share your conclusions with your friends If I stopped saying hello how many years would it take for you to say hello? If I avoided you would you give up trying? If I told you the truth, would you change your ways? Or is that too Awkward....... Am I a comedian or am I the joke?