Have you ever had the urge to **** someone. Perhaps that awkward ex-wife or the bullying supervisor or maybe you just want to speed up a long awaited inheritance. If you have any of the before mentioned reasons or one of many more, then this book is for you. Some of the things you will read may sound a bit on the obvious side but this publication is designed at the total beginner so please work with us on this.
Chapter one.... Who to **** and how to Prepare.
Chapter two.... Choosing a method that is right for you.
Chapter three... Tools needed for the job and how to acquire them.
Chapter four.... How to build a great and believable aliby.
Chapter five.... Building a portfolio: for those who would like to make the step up to mass ******.
Through these and many other brilliantly described chapters you will get in depth and easy to understand instructions. All from a varied range of killers from all over the globe. Here is a little taster as to what you can expect.
After you have chosen your first victim the first thing you will need to do is develop a pattern. You will need to watch them for this but please do note that you will need to consider some things.
1. You do not want to advertise the fact that you are stalking your potential candidate, so keeping at a safe distance is to be advised. Do not be obvious in your choice of dress and always mark any area with CCTV, not forgetting that a lot of stores these days have these.
2. The location is important, you need to be somewhere where you will not be interrupted, you don't want Joe public stepping in and ruining your first project.
3. When you have completed your first ****** these tips will instruct you on the practical side of: Dismemberring, Disposal and Concealing the body.
4. Making the perfect escape from the scene.
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