If heaven were down the road I'd be too lazy to walk If hell were up the street it wouldn't enter my thoughts If bliss came to my door I'd have no time to talk If comfort called my name I'd only feel stalked If rest sung me a song my ears would be blocked If romance held my hand my fingers would be chopped If they told me love exists my heart would still drop If I had all the answers I'd only scribble it with chalk The wind waved goodbye