How ‘bout some venlafaxine? That will stop you wanting to die.
Bit anxious? Some lorazepam will fix that!
Oh, how’s your sleeping? Temazepam, zopiclone! That’ll do the trick.
Your mood is unstable? We have something to cure that! We’ll add on some lithium and quetiapine, How does that sound?
You’ll be all better in no time.
You take the pills, Two in the morning (with a large glass of water) During the day (as needed) Three more in the evening (after food) And three at night (an hour before bed)
Am I all better yet?
Well, I guess I don’t feel anxious.. And my mood isn’t all over the place…