Do you remember when the dragon saved the princess from that awful knight because I can remember it clearer than most
the knight, a greedy ******* who's foul lips wrapped around a glass bottle who's foul lips sought the bottle and nothing more
and remember when he hit the princess that first time remember when he grabbed her hair remember when he shoved her down put away the scars the scratches the bruises treated it as 'oh, he's just showing his love'
and remember remember that one night when she finally called his bluff she said 'no, you don't love me' remember when he hit her with the bottle the knight, what a **** bag but after that, came the dragon with his tattoos and heavy beard on his motorcycle and beat the knight away ****** him to hell or at least prison and a lot of angry inmates
and the princess and the dragon set away to have a nice little life together with the night safely locked and gone in a far away tower.