When I was a teenager (like Dave Allen must have been) I was at confessional and the priest asked me what my sin was
" I have been in bed, Father with a woman of loose morals," I said and refused to give a name
He sighed and he said: "Was it Anna Berley?" I said I couldn't tell "Was it Sue Saxton?" he persisted I insisted I was sworn not to tell "Nora Muxton?" he asked again I remained silent And he dismissed me then with 5 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys
My mate Sam was outside and he asked what I got and I said to him: *"5 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys - and 3 good leads is what I got"