It's a cold, cold morning
and the coffee didn't help
On the bed amongst tangled sheets
is where we left our happiness

Jason's singing in my ear
but the bottles over there
I've seen the trilogy...yeah
We've seen this a hundred times before

Now Jason's still singing
but Ryan's on the calender
He's hanging out with the minions
and they all just stare

It's a cold, cold morning
and the coffee didn't help
So take a walk with me
and let the cigarette smoke revive us