TENOR: My love! My first bassoon! The one - who taught me loves sweet tune!
{DRUMS} GONE! GONE! - GONE! GONE!
TENOR: My love! My sweet La Lune! She came - and then was lost so soon!
{DRUMS} GONE! GONE! - GONE! GONE!
SOPRANO: My love! My great Maestro! The one - who taught me all I know!
TENOR: Why? Why did she go? Why did she - L..E..A..V..E... - M..E?
{DRUMS} GONE! GONE! - GONE! GONE!
BARITONE: My sweet La Lune! - She plays her tune Upon a shiny new bassoon! My sweet La Lune! - She plays for me Oh such ****** symphony!
{BRASS} OOM PAH PAH! - OOM PAH PAH!
TENOR: What's this? I spy La Lune? Blowing bassoon - a new c-o-n-d-u-c-t-o-r? His baton - She's sat upon! It seems she's found - a new i-n-s-t-r-u-c-t-o-r!
{DRUMS} GONE! GONE! - GONE! GONE!
SOPRANO: My love! My new found love! How I adore - your o-r-c-h-e-s-t-r-a-t-i-o-n! And with - Your dextrous hands - You fill me with - a-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n!
BARITONE: My love! My new found love! You light me up - a shining c-a-n-d-l-e! And with - Your dextrous lips - My baton loves - to feel your H-A-N-D-E-L!
{BRASS} OOM PAH PAH! - OOM PAH PAH!
TENOR: The end! The end is nigh! And they must die! - There's no denying! But how - To pay them back? For they deceived - me with there l-y-i-n-g!
CHORUS: The end! The end is nigh! And they must die! - There's no denying!
TENOR*: Upon my word - I will make them pay! Upon my word - they will die THIS DAY!