I am a penguin, a stupid bird, That trained her wings to swim In circles through dark cold waters. Contrary to popular belief not All penguins mate for life, Warm water penguins do, But emperor penguins only stay Together for winter and most Of that time it’s a long distance Relationship. They use the idea Of each other to keep warm. I wonder if emperor penguins Break up when spring comes, Or do they simply go their Separate ways without explanation. I am a warm water penguin who’s Found herself in foreign waters. Do not fall for emperor penguins Yes they are tall and beautiful, But they only need you for winter. He will call you pretty and say He misses you, he will see you in The spring. These words are not for you. When the sun breaks through He will not answer your calls. He will not say goodbye, and you Will not be able to enjoy the warmth Because you long for the delusion of winter Because you worry that you wasted your One shot at love or rather he did. Stupid bird, now you know: You can believe in love at first sight But there is no guarantee that Your penguin will love you back.