You followed sweet temptation over the edge into the dark, warm water. You tried to climb my body to save yourself. Even once you had been lifted out, damp and shaking and frightened you swooped down on that bloated, abandoned mass of oatmeal and raisins and gulped it down with the frantic abandon of a dog that has just ****** in the face of death.
My dog once almost killed herself over an oatmeal cookie. True story.