You don't ship it like I do
In my spare time (all the time)
Instead of paying attention.
You're not as much of a fan as I am
You say I'm obsessed
I call it infatuation.
You can't fill the hole in yourself
Without a ship but you'd rather not
So you can shy away from shipping
I'm on a fucking yacht.
You don't understand the calling
Which is, basically, at this point, normality
And thus, I have no need for you
Go be a carbon copy.
But I will sail!
I will go down with this ship!
(Damn tumblr to hell
For spoiling my shit!)
But sail, I will, even still.
Oh, in my battleship
I'll rip your OTP!
My ship is stronger
My ship is closer to canon in reality!
So yes, your pairing, I will shred, I'll rip.