The smoker I bought some rare cigars; had them insured against fire And by three months later I’d lost them all in a series of small fires But the ****** insurance company wouldn’t pay so I sued them
The judge I’ve looked at all the evidence and I accept the cigars had been indeed destroyed by a “series of small fires” and so I order the company to pay the insured the sum of $15 000
The insurance company We paid - we didn’t want a prolonged legal case; but now we are taking the client to court as it’s clear through the very evidence he submitted he caused the “series of small fires”
The judge* I find the insurance company’s former client guilty of arson; and furthermore I order that the man serve prison a year each for each count and so, to make it clear, to see past all the smoke: that’s 24 years in jail for arson
poem based on the following from a website: A CHARLOTTE, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against (get this) fire! Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. - Urban legends, ASK>com