B always felt incomplete felt half like something was always missing so it consulted a psychiatrist who said: “Try saying: ‘I am B and it’s good to B me!’” But it only worked for eight days
B tried filling itself with liquor and it did feel full but it only lasted eight hours
it also tried reading all books and tried Shakespeare too especially the immortal lines: “To be or not to be” – But the elation, it only lasted eight days
and then at last B saw 8 on the front door and B knew why it’d always felt incomplete half like something was always missing and it coupled with a B which was born the other way round But soon the Alphabet Morals Police came round and separated them so B was just incomplete again
And B sighed: “Some things are just meant to B - so just let it be”