The first time I heard it
I was young, so it's hazy
but even back then
I knew dat **** was crazy.

God said, Abraham!
u my chosen one!
so if ya wanna get some love,
just **** your son!

What!?

That's ****** up!
I knew it even then.
But what was scary were the grown-ups
all screamin' "AMEN!"

It got worse still
and this part was sick!
If Abe wanted Heaven,
he had to cut his ****!

Now, I was worried!
My brain was in whirl!
It's the only time I ever wished
I was a girl!

Now that I'm a man
I'm glad I didn't crack.
I got the **** Out
with my mind and ****
INTACT!