Ethel echidna had a date wid Pike, a fiiine! young hedgehog who be doin' the backpack
she got n' egg ya see bout a rave up in the mountains in a black cathederic cave doof doof in the dandenongs
d' message said up dee track where the ding dongs don't dare follow round d' hollow n' up the back
Ethel she preened and she polished the dreds down her back, clickety, click, clack. painted her claws a fetching shade of orange neon all watched on by Pike the backpack peon
then to the doof dey departed at a fast shuffel leaving behin barely a ruffle in the burrowed air they followed d'directions to d' right section dis dey knew by d' sound of d' massive party goin down
on payin d' dosh n' getten d' mark off dey went inta the fray ***** boy mumbled "woyhoy gotcha!" when he saw who was providin the goodmuse vibing up ona stage Jagger the emu was a struttin' with Ringo the dingo on drums an bongos while Hendrix the numbat riffed d' strat anΒ Β Entwhistle d'frogmouthed owl grooved on his gibson wid ***** left stage staring
Ethel got bizzy check'n out the dancefloor lookin for bling or moves wid a sting perhaps a little ******* headbangin
well down at the southdoor trouble was brewin' foul words was spewin between d magpie n seagull crews till the bouncers, kanga & roo hustled dem all outside for a brew
up near the stacks Pheobe the lizard was flashin a matchin frill n grill ensemble while Stan, her man was fillin his bill at the buffet table as only a pelican can at the grub bar sat the kookaburra trio Max,Tom, Deccy havin a speccy at tha lady cockatoos n' galahs, givina chuckle at the bruhaha they had created comin flyin from near n' far to this surberb n spectacular festival of fauna "tho hot as a sauna best dis year sofah"
jus inside d' recovery corner sat Horn a blue tongue lizard feelin a bit pukey n' flat den dere was Kayla n' Jac a pair o koalas who now be zonin from d eucalyptus dey been a chewen alldayz
outaback time it's awastin with dis watchin n waitin
Ethel hit the floor wherever she booggied, grooved or h-banged she got a big crowd, given her ground to shake her dreds around cause dat girl is dangerous wid her dredlocks man, to which Zach the one eyed wombat can well attest
Now not bein a dancer ***** got lonely so looked upa chat with the rest of d' backpackin crowd he swapped recipes for green brownies wit Boomer the orangatang, harvest spots wit Goth the friutbat, Hamish de otter, quiet de globetrotter, did giv ***** some tips about surfin rips furder down de coast.
so dey shimmyed an dey shammyed, dey talked an dey squawked till d' old sun came out to play den dey wandered and dey wended back down d' track to d' town to sleep d' day away.
as to our Ethel and *****, well dey crawled gingerly inta their bed, they cuddled an dey clicked, dey kissed an dey snicked and dey blew dey selfs away