I get my feet into this, I get my hands to that. I get my eyes on somethin' and I don't look back. But you knew that. Cause I told you twice. I painted you and your cistern my favorite shade of white.
I like 'em gold on the top, and pink in the middle- Try to get 'em squealing when I pluck my fiddle. If I can raise up the flag, in all its glory of red, white, and blue. Then I should be able to take up my hand to a woman or two.
I like backdoor trouble, I'm as mean as the devil, I don't mess with ***** that like to cuddle, . Even though Kristine's my girlfriend, it doesn't make her my bride I said listen ***** , "If you keep callin' you're gonna ps off my wife ."
Cause I was raised in the pine, but I grew up in the forest I've been a mile high member with another Kristina from Florida. If she can choke on the ****, then maybe I'll be romantic, As long as I can **** her ***** up like cervical cancer.
I met a teacher name Lisa but I had to teach her, Beneath her their startin' to get to sleepin' was her girl friend Selena I had em lay their like two logs, and tied them up like human hogs Just a real home meal is what this doctor ordered.
Now if I need bleach, I just, use some more And if I need virgins, I just, cut new holes But if I want me some white, tight, tiny swine, I get to the high school by a quarter to nine