Sep 3
... 2 Kings 2:23–25 – This is the story of the prophet Elisha. Some kids mocked him for being a fat, bald, gay loser with a silly girlie name , pointed out his child-molesting , as he surely was, and Elisha cursed them in God’s name. Like a real man of good surely would. He cursed the children .. because of course he did ..
THEN God, looking after his psychotic homie, sends two huge female bears out of the forest, and those bears mauled 42 children.
Ripped them apart.
42 kids mauled by bears for the love and vengeance of the all-knowing God.
42 kids mauled for the love of the holy one knows no bounds.
Why 42, you may ask? Cause 43 would have just been too much.
He demands love and insists he’s not A gluttonous overfed hamster stuck on a wheel. He cares not for choices, and
: "the obsession that is his toes reigns supreme, bloated with sunflower seeds, puffing out his cheeks while squealing, “…the Alpha and the Omega.
Our prayers are ***** laugh tracks
, background noise to his foot-fetish apotheosis infinigasm.
Every **** pellet, a new scripture
, another rewritten Jew-first lie. To divide,
to create another
church over:
Protestant,
Baptist,
Catholic, hate and torture surety.
Bomb-strapped worshipers gather along cages lined with shredded, ****-soaked newspaper,
rolling in its holy relic stew,
chanting while the holy one plucks another seed from the infinite collection plate
until he looks like a furry tumor of self-righteous omnipotence
.
“And lo, the wheel spun without end, though He squealed, I am not trapped in the trapping. I could leave heaven, but it is I who choseth not that path… I think anyway…
The Cheeked One, His face disgorged with infinite unshaped young minds.
(The most delicious and sought after).
Oh, how the faithful wept! For His mouth was full, but His concept of mercy as empty their stomachs.
Somehow that is how he ******* his thick hot love all over them, by doing nothing and not seeming to care if they lived or died by the train load.
For His is the light and the way of eternal salvation; praise be the holy one, for only He understands the will He makes up as He goes along!
And could you pls keep it down he's got some entire worlds to drown, some cities to erase with fire and brim stone meteors , women to turn to pillars of salt , donkeys to speak through , fig trees to curse, and sons to have murdered ...
So I mean if you wouldn't mind ..sheesh ... sinners.. Where's a bunch of mean bears when you need em ?
THEN God, looking after his psychotic homie, sends two huge female bears out of the forest, and those bears mauled 42 children.
Ripped them apart.
42 kids mauled by bears for the love and vengeance of the all-knowing God.
42 kids mauled for the love of the holy one knows no bounds.
Why 42, you may ask? Cause 43 would have just been too much.
He demands love and insists he’s not A gluttonous overfed hamster stuck on a wheel. He cares not for choices, and
: "the obsession that is his toes reigns supreme, bloated with sunflower seeds, puffing out his cheeks while squealing, “…the Alpha and the Omega.
Our prayers are ***** laugh tracks
, background noise to his foot-fetish apotheosis infinigasm.
Every **** pellet, a new scripture
, another rewritten Jew-first lie. To divide,
to create another
church over:
Protestant,
Baptist,
Catholic, hate and torture surety.
Bomb-strapped worshipers gather along cages lined with shredded, ****-soaked newspaper,
rolling in its holy relic stew,
chanting while the holy one plucks another seed from the infinite collection plate
until he looks like a furry tumor of self-righteous omnipotence
.
“And lo, the wheel spun without end, though He squealed, I am not trapped in the trapping. I could leave heaven, but it is I who choseth not that path… I think anyway…
The Cheeked One, His face disgorged with infinite unshaped young minds.
(The most delicious and sought after).
Oh, how the faithful wept! For His mouth was full, but His concept of mercy as empty their stomachs.
Somehow that is how he ******* his thick hot love all over them, by doing nothing and not seeming to care if they lived or died by the train load.
For His is the light and the way of eternal salvation; praise be the holy one, for only He understands the will He makes up as He goes along!
And could you pls keep it down he's got some entire worlds to drown, some cities to erase with fire and brim stone meteors , women to turn to pillars of salt , donkeys to speak through , fig trees to curse, and sons to have murdered ...
So I mean if you wouldn't mind ..sheesh ... sinners.. Where's a bunch of mean bears when you need em ?
