There was Old Person of Crete
Who walked on the ***** of his feet:
When they asked why it was, he responded, "Because,"
That taciturn Person of Crete.

There was an Old Person of Finland
Whose cabin was upland and inland:
He lived in a region where birds spoke Norwegian,
That flapperous Person of Finland.

There was an Old Man of Geneva
Who had an encounter with Shiva:
They patty-cake played in a hornet-loud glade,
Shiva and the Man of Geneva.

There was a Young Lady of Paris
Whom ****** couldn't embarrass:
She wandered the city with ***** and *****
Exposed to the city of Paris.

There was an Old Husband of Arles
Whose wife had a passion for quarrels:
All day and all night she'd invite him to fight,
That exhausted Old Husband of Arles.

There was an Old Man of Kyoto
Who mastered supremely the koto:
His tea was the greenest, his dragon the meanest,
His koto the best in Kyoto.

There was an Old Man of Algiers
Who listened with elephant ears
To streams and to trees and to birds and to bees
That delighted the Man of Algiers.

There was a Young Lady of Arles
Who married a ****** named Charles:
When they asked, "Does it fit?" she replied, "Not a bit!"
That unsatisfied Lady of Arles.

There was an Old Man with a beard
Whose ****** expressions were weird:
He'd grimace when glad and he'd twinkle when sad,
That curious Old Man with a beard.

There was an Old Man
Of Japan
Whose limericks would never
Ever
Scan, that instupendious Old Man of Japan.