May 3
How, or when, or what is not the Akond of SWAT?
Does he pick his nose with his fingers and toes?
When he smells a rose does he slime the rose with SNOT,
The Akond of Swat?
When he texts a text does he always press SEND?
When he chats online does he chat with a friend or a BOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he breakdance, jitterbug, krump, or twerk?
Will he dance a jigg, or jive, or ****, or GAVOTTE,
The Akond of Swat?
When he eats a banana, does he eat the peel?
Has he eaten an eclectic electric eel or a BRAT,
The Akond of Swat?
Some one, or nobody, knows I wot
When or how or what is not
The Akond of Swat!
Does he pick his nose with his fingers and toes?
When he smells a rose does he slime the rose with SNOT,
The Akond of Swat?
When he texts a text does he always press SEND?
When he chats online does he chat with a friend or a BOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Does he breakdance, jitterbug, krump, or twerk?
Will he dance a jigg, or jive, or ****, or GAVOTTE,
The Akond of Swat?
When he eats a banana, does he eat the peel?
Has he eaten an eclectic electric eel or a BRAT,
The Akond of Swat?
Some one, or nobody, knows I wot
When or how or what is not
The Akond of Swat!
NOTE.—For the existence of this potentate see Indian newspapers, Passim. The proper way to read the verses is to make an immense emphasis on the monosyllabic rhymes, which indeed ought to be shouted out by a chorus of Jumblies.
