Yes, I'm the husband. You need to treat me as such. Like Ward Cleaver. Don't condescend, ridicule, or find fault In little things. Am I to ingest this drivel Till I technocolor burp? I wait for a thaw or a thigh; A small smile would register on the Richter. In my house there are many rooms For a Piata, a David, But Moses has reign, Coming down Sinai. Thou shalt have no false gods before me. I was a believer, Before I did, Before I do. Today I am an agnostic and an atheist. I do not believe in sanctity Or forgiveness. I sow what I have reaped.