I've always been the kid in the hall Outside the office door of some metaphorical "principal" Donning a dunce cap, back to the wall Anticipation spikes in general This time it's special When waiting for the next hypothetical, often hypocritical, shoe to fall I make it a double Dribble and drop the ball Taking on the challenge of life was a bad call The order's too tall, don't try it y'all What I've been given to work with is abysmal Can't rely on it being factual at all A criminally out of date owners manual A For Dummies series appealing to a low level criminal Vaguely creating, and/or aiding, this failure ritual Oh the unmitigated gall Scheduling my burial service to take place before the funeral Fuucking brutal I hate it and it seems the feelings mutual The line stepping is habitual The backward motion is perpetual Not sure any of this is avoidable But, what do I know... ...everything and nothing is impossibly possible