Drugs are ******* great man Do another line Or take a hit Or take a sip of something There’s enough available to us That’s legal - or not That freaking out is overkill
To those availing themselves Of chewables or smokeables Or pills or anything prescribed By labcoat-wearing, overeducated Pharmaceutical-reps Masquerading as the answer That you found yourself By diving into forums on the web Your doctor both agrees with And now disavows
They can’t allow This kind of undermining Of the underpinning Of their industry And of what’s keeping people healthy
Even only as a byproduct Of confirmation bias They cannot acknowledge If we want to be respected In this new environment
In which our personal experience Is more true than the objective Information taught to more than like One million doctors