I love him For five days out of a fortnight Sometimes less We spend more time talking About how much we miss each other Than we do making up for the lost time Our five days every fortnight Are split between his family and friends And my work So we end up with weekends I love him for two days out of a fortnight And I miss him for 261 days a year We spend time more time fighting About how to spend our time Than we do spending it together Our bank accounts are more connected Than sometimes it feels like we are I get to love him two days out of a fortnight The same amount of time spent on that plane Sitting next to strangers Working for those two days just the same I love him for one third of the year The rest I deal with the pain Patiently waiting for him to come home And say that was my last day