Little indispositions Lead to impositions First a clicky hip Causing you to slip Next a wonky knee A disability Headache coming on All your tablets gone Just a small suggestion Of minor indigestion Becoming imminent Grab the peppermint Can’t see to read This is all you need Taking all the facts Most likely cataracts Sick of indispositions Calling your physician Except when you do You’ll be in the queue Indispositions taking toll Sickened, feeling old Can’t stand the heat Can’t stand the cold If this sounds like hell Now you’re feeling well Throwing away the pills Forgetting all your ills You are oh so strong Your pains nearly gone No indispositons No impositions All tucked away