why do we care who follows us narcissistic popularity with faceless friends who we have no hope of ever catching up with theyβre not coming round for tea and cake youβre not cooking dinner opening the wine laying the table just right none of them really give a **** because like you they want your likes like for like liking you living your best life in the two second spotlight of their stream these are new friends avatars on a screen edited to oblivion so you can barely see where the cracks begin we live in the moment and report every movement hoping someone will love us so we can lead them on