Back in my bone crushing poverty ridden days, I collected cans for nickels; enough cans meant ***** and smokes for the day. one morning I came across an empty can of beer, it said, Dead Irish Poet Beer. i thought, how odd is this? Just then, a car blew by blaring a Van Morrison song. I thought, ah yes, but he's alive. I didn't take the can for the nickel. I left it to its green garbage can grave.