- I bet you've heard of drunk texting I bet you've experienced drunk calling Now let me introduce you to drunk poetry - I'm intoxicated off these words I'm spelling Truth in my cup and I'm spilling These thoughts got my head spinning Double cups filled with my pain Mumble rappers think they got game Trouble should be my middle name Cause I can switch rhyme schemes Like some people switch lanes - They say the drunk never lie (that's a lie) I don't want to wear a suit and tie So bury me in a T-shirt and track paints when I die Promise not to cry I know its hard saying goodbye That's why we get high and drunk while we young We just want to have a good time - Lowkie®