I am the empty chair you just recently pushed into the carport like some unruly child made to stand in a corner.
Not a new chair for sure, but you made me Your chair by the force of gravity,
transforming my cushion into perfect contours in the image of your ***.
Though you were always careful if crumbs fell into me to get up and brush them away,
and instead of just plopping down ******* me, you sat gentle and easy, even if only doing so to soften the shock for yourself,
there were moments as you sipped beer you let it slip through your bottom lip, dripping on me with bitter aftertaste.
Still, I was forgiving of that, and even to those numerous occasions of you venting your evening meals.
But the one event that forever sullied our personal relationship was the morning you woke on me soaked in most of the past evening's ~~brew
Though you tried to patch things up with towels and scented sprays, we were never to look upon one another with the same recognition again.
I know now the days for me here number far less than the buttons of the controller you so frequently lost between my cushions, giggling me in your efforts to retrieved it.
Although our separation will mean for me a transformation into a twisted pile of springs, stuffing, splinters and ripped cloth within the bucket jaws of a front end loader in the snow,
I can take some comfort with me to the resting pits of jettisoned human folly that our severance was of no fault of my own.