Fact is stranger than fiction. Quentin sits for days trying to think of a plot, As dazed and twisted as his. And should the Tiger King take Quentin under his wing, I am sure that Quentin's mouth will be searching for teeth. (but then again, don't you think Quentin is a tad bit old?) Benevolent monarch, with peasants made of fur. Boldy he strays upon a kingdom never his. And the peasants, They have no choice Have no voice, Nothing but the strength to look the Tiger King's Advisor in the eye as they say "Goodbye".
And good old Carole Baskin watches. From a pedestal of brie and champagne: Money money money! Shower it. Just not on the tigers. No money for the peasants. No money for the ******.