He doesn't live close,
And my head does not even reach his nose.
We live states apart,
But he will always have a place in my heart.
He's not a sibling,
But he buys me things.
He buys me food,
But don't be fooled for he can get real rude.
He gets all smart and calls me fat,
He might be 8 years older but he still acts like a brat.
He would act like a man and deny a nap,
But he still falls asleep on my lap.
He might not meet me often,
But meeting him is fun.
He is only my cousin, who could sell a shoe,
But he's the one that I most relate to.