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Dirty Limerick #1

*There once was a man from Peru he tried intercourse with his shoe but at the wrong angle, the laces got tangled and now his junk's mangled and blue*

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iliveinyourhead

31 / M

Published: Mar 7, 2020
LinesWords: 429

Notes: After reading Gravity's Rainbow and all the stupid songs and dirty limericks Mr. Pynchon managed to weave into that magnificent monumental monstrosity of text, this poet just can't help but feel inspired to try the form.
Tags: #pynchon #humor #raunchy #tasteless #rubbish #shoe #limerick

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