I've been formally trained Yes I've brewed some strange things And I've dissected some things I know where Frankenstein got his name But the craft I practice I never learned It's the purest of the trades And it's stronger than any compound I've ever made I've distilled it many times Till it was pure Just a drop is all you need Stronger than any liquor Trust me I could brew no ninety proof that could compete Just a sip is all you need A sip of the purest pain Aged through the decades Wouldn't my old professors be proud? I think not Only the Philosophers and Poets would nod their heads without doubt The rest surely know I've abandoned all they taught me A brilliant scientist I'll never be But come to me when all is broken and gone away I'll give you a taste of my brew Perhaps I can still become a healer I know the body but it is your soul that needs mending So pull up a chair and sit on down I once was a scientist but I've given it all away For this pain that stretches through us all Tell me what you think and I'll let you have a drink We'll grieve together and it'll be okay.