It's been a while since we last talked
How have you been? Do you stay hydrated and smile a lot?
I've heard she makes you smile more than I ever did
I'm really glad you found someone better than me

Okay, I won't bother you anymore
You don't have to pick up the phone
Don't call me back, even block my number if you want

Just know that I'm here
Even if that's a bad thing