Sitting in your old arm chair, With a devil may care, Attitude. Talking about the ingratitude Of youth. Watching TV, Eating microwaveable meals, Grumpa, I still love you, I remember the times when I was young, and you helped me, when I was stung, by a wasp, or fell over. Life is hard, it makes you, grumpy and lonely, Please think of the things youβve shown me, Rather than talking about the things that make you despair I know behind the passive aggression you still care, I know I sometimes take the ****, But really Grumpa, I can see all your tricks, There is still, to my surprise, magic behind those eyes, And bedtime stories waiting to be read. Grumpa, Donβt lose the thread We all need a grandfather like you, For you have all the experience, You will know what to do!