He lounges in his armchair ******* on a *** And quaffing beer. His eyes are glued to the telly, Watching Corrie Then footie Before heading off to the pub.
He feels he’s earned his basic pleasures As he checks his mobile For emails and Tweets And Facebook posts.
Comforts earned by slaving away All day For some faceless bureaucrat Hidden away in his company’s Ivory tower.
For this is Joe Public. Ignore him at your peril. He has lots and lots of mates. And he is fed up of the “Nanny State” With it’s, “You shouldn’t do this” And , “You shouldn’t (or should) do that”.
He’s fed up too with the PC Brigade Having already escaped the “God Squad”. But he’s ****** angry At simply being ignored.
You can keep Joe happy With Celebrity and Social Media And sport And even “Pointless Quizzes”. He avoids Education To maintain his “Street Cred”. But there will come a point When he’s had enough. And once that happens His festering grievances Will surface Like killer sharks.
And if he joins a mob of like-minded souls Who knows where that may lead? Perhaps to Revolution.
So think on, my friend. Take care of Joe. Indeed of Every Joe. For Joe could be The Most Important Person In The World.