We visited an art museum today “The Guggenheim” with it’s white spiraling architecture I felt slightly cultured as I flipped through a book detailing an artist whose last name I vaguely recall started with a Q Conveniently forgetting the very reason for my presence in that room being to charge my phone Feeling educated as I recognize the names Matisse, Lautrec from my brief intro to art history courtesy of our overly enthusiastic design teacher Basking in my elegance, taking petit little bites, of a macaroon in a cafe outside the museum ...Before noisily slurping my blood red ice tea