One day I gave a dollar to a man on the street Who held a sign that read simply "help please" He paid twenty-five cents for water to drink Then chuckled and gave the change To a kid passing by who looked bleak.
The child ran to the corner store And bought two packs of double mint gum One for himself and one for his chum But rushed off in such a dash He left his change with the cashier, A whole twenty-five cents cash
The cashier used the change to help out a few A dime for tax on a man passing through A nickel short each for two ladies buying ice And nine cents to a man riding past on his bike. Then I, myself, went to that very store Only to find I was one penny short And wouldn't you know all was okay, The cashier pulled the last cent and said "Have a nice day."