Hail to drugs you comfort me when day becomes dark You distract me when life is too hard The moonshine I'm drinking Is my answer to What I perceive as the truth That no one will ever love me Because I hate the face I see in my looking glass And big pharma hasnt made a pill yet To boost the esteem of my self loathing ***. Hail to the glass As I drain you I come to a better place Where I'm smiling, laughing And forgotten what brought me to this state Was it the way she held my hand? Or was it when her lips touched mine? Ah who cares, theres another pint! Hail to the pipe! A little green, a little light And I'm taken away from my mind On a bird, on a cloud, on a plane Where I begin to question and forget it own lies Maybe it isnt my ears Or nose Or the boils on my back. Maybe walt is always right That it's the timing Or destiny Or someone whos right. Hail to the pills! I swallow you in the morning and at night You help me stay sane And keep me out of The sanitary(um) You keep me level You keep me grounded And you keep me right as rain. Now I'm down To three drinks a week My pipe is broken And I gifted away my green So now it's just my pills and I To face reality. And I am tired Of trying to try Time and time again To find some And have my hope Be in vain. Dear drugs Dear love Neither of you can make me happy I just wish I knew how.