Remember me? It’s me. That girl from high school Who wouldn’t date you. I work at a gas station now.
I grew out my hair, Gained thirty pounds, Never got to college, And I got *****.
How do you like me now? Are you still irresistibly attracted to me? Dodged a bullet, huh?
I hope it helps That angry fifteen-year-old Inside of you To see me like this.
I’m twenty now, And I still live at home, I don’t have a car, And I’m only working part time.
I want you to know I never thought I was anything special, I simply wasn’t attracted to you.
I bet it doesn’t hurt you So much anymore, Seeing me like this Makes high school seem further away...
Seeing you? Just reminded me that I’m a failure.
Crazy where we end up after high school. Everyone likes to say that the cheerleaders get fat, And the dumb jocks work at McDonalds, And the nerds take flight. I was none of those. Just an art nerd, Who amounted to nothing.