A videogame told me to be a dictator, A great warrior. Reality wanted me to be a great thinker, A doer, Someone who's not afraid Of the shadows of a lamp. Mother told me to clean my room And get a woman Who's nice, Like her Towards her. Father told me nothing As I waited for my brother; When he hated all, Dad saw me Too late. The tv told me many things And here I was, Like the beans of all flavors, Said Harry. Compared to his life Mine is a trip.