The Official Poem of the NFL

You want me to wear

logos in my hair

and purchase

the matching scarf?

A billboard for sale

at the human scale

Sporting your brand

Oh, what a larf!

Go Team Go!

Print on a throw

For the low price

of fifty-four dollars

I'd rather be happy

not buying your sappy

stuff that you sport

on your collars

you tell me to buy

because i'll look fly

and fill up my closet

with swagger

Believe when I say

not one single day

I'll fall to the dance

of your dagger!

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