do you or don’t you have a girl- friend? if you do, is she prettier than me? if you do, do you sleep around on her? if you do, would you sleep with me? even if you don’t have a girlfriend, would you pretty please sleep with me? have you ever slept with a student? if you have, was she prettier than me? even if you’ve never slept with a student, would you pretty please sleep with me? is this over- whelming attraction really mutual, or is my believing that just a sign of impending insanity? is my